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been there - I want a t-shirt!!

This makes me laugh. My mom always said, "We're gonna be up shit creek without a paddle." Well, I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle, and I'm here to tell you that I survived!

So accurate

Funny pictures about I wish I was a bird. Oh, and cool pics about I wish I was a bird. Also, I wish I was a bird.

Oh sweet baby jesus I needed this! You're not worth going to jail over haha

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

All ready on the Range? FIRE!!!

Funny and or stupid signs about guns. Funny signs about the second amendment. Funny signs and quotes about gun control.

Be Happy Or Be Drunk

23 Baby Names That Make You Smile

OR maybe a happy drunk? cause usually when there's a drink In my hand, there's a smile on my face! :) add hockey into the mix and you have yourself a extremely happy girl.

I think I have one of those books of a million things thats I messed up...

Funny pictures about A Book I Can Relate To. Oh, and cool pics about A Book I Can Relate To. Also, A Book I Can Relate To photos.

funny quote during the day i don't believe in ghosts at night i'm a little more open minded

Open-Minded to Ghosts. During the day, I don't believe in ghosts. At night, I'm a little more open-minded.

SO guilty. It's the worse. It's involuntary, fyi!

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

I think where she's pointing the gun is more important than is she's just holding it.

Yep -You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands for instance if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

Ok, who was it???

who sprinkled? rather who made you sprinkle bitchy dust is the question.

I know, right?!

My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

ME ALWAYS!! They just don't ever realize they're being ignored! Dumbasses!

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

That age

I’ve reached that age where my brain went from “You probably shouldn’t say that” …. “What the hell, let’s see what happens” Make your life EXCITING and live FREELY!

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