Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend then night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe.

Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend then night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe.

You can only say, 'WTF?' so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking.

You can only say, 'WTF?' so many times a day, until you just decide to start drinking.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here.

This is so me!!!! Good thing my hubby knows how rare of a gem I am....lol

This is so me!!!! Good thing my hubby knows how rare of a gem I am....lol

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