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well when you dont have lunch til and breakfast at 6 its rarely a successful morning.

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Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

I'll be saying this to my friends with kids. But then again, this might be why I'm not being invited to the princess parties.

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Haha, this is so true! My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes.

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

haha! that's why pinterest gave us private boards...@Rachael Eaton

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Definition of a Best Friend: The only person on earth that's allowed to call you crazy, totally mean it, and she doesn't get her ass beat.

Thank you for sending me to time out. I really thought about what I'd done wrong and constructed a plan for better future behavior. Said no child ever. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

LOL I always ask my students why they think they were put into time out? I asked one 3 year old if he would do it again and he said 'yes'. Wrong answer he's looking at life in time out now with no parol. Next time think before you speak kid lol

Totally true sometimes!!

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry I'm late, but I didn't want to come.

You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your entire house is clean? Ya, neither do I.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your entire house is clean?

Everyone should have sangria Saturdays

Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. erinmavrides Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. Im outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

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I would literally dislocate both of my shoulders in attempt to get all of the groceries in the house in one trip.so true when you live in an apartment!