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guess so

don't let my looks deceive you. i have the mouth of a sailor, the temper of an italian housewife, and the the tolerance of an irish man. LOL truth x 100

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

My husband said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.

Deborah Tindle: You Misunderstand and Get Offended...

You misunderstand and get offended. then you expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in and missed GROW UP class. Tindle Lee Tindle - I don't expect you to apologise. I'm definitely not offended.

I don't want to hurt you, just ruin your day... hahaha

Free and Funny News Ecard: I wish it was socially acceptable to throw water balloons at people who annoy me. Like, I don't want to hurt you, but I do want to ruin your day.

Hah! Yeah

I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios! Lol -- if patios said PORCHES this would be perfect for the BU Music dept! Porch parties -- I miss them!

I May Not Be Skinny...

Trying to remember that being skinny is not only thing in world, just want to be healthy since I am already awesome!

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