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Used to be true! I left. Now I live in the south, which people love and never want to leave!

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

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One of the best quotes from one of my favorite movies. Too true. Friends with benefits

Works every time. "Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick and pull yourself together."

Bill Giyaman posted elizabeth taylor {pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together} to their -inspiring quotes and sayings- postboard via the Juxtapost bookmarklet.

Seems like a good quote for the end of my freshman year at college.

The scariest thing about distance is that you don't know whether they'll miss you or forget you. The Notebook

I didn't mean to hurt you!

When you accidentally hurt your pet and you're like, "OHMYGOSH, I'm so sorry!" and they walk away so you run after them like, "LET ME LOVE YOU!" Yep, I do this all the time.

My mother ALWAYS confuses these two! Same with the roommates! ...lulz.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

Laughter is the best medicine

Audrey Hepburn [I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

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southern ..." true except they don't mention on here that  it's only cool enough for the porch in november -june The low of the day doesn't occur till 4am hence 12am =92 degrees and 90%humidity ...southern born and southern by the Grace God but Lord the humidity lol

I must be southern by definition. Southern minus the beer. Southern State of Mind - THE definition.

hah. it's funny because my sister just told me how much she loves this feeling..

I've thought about marketing a 'Bra Rack' for just this very thing.for right at the back door. Too bad I live with 4 boys.

Small town girl, with small town values <3

I grew up where I could see the stars, drinkin' sweet tea from a mason jar. I'm just a small town girl and that's all I'll ever be.

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like the time I wanted a certain job, and the one I got was better. Or the time I wanted to get pregnant and when I did the time was so much better. Yeah, like that.

Best Funny Quotes : Seriously!!

Best Funny Quotes : Seriously!!

hmmm I am glad you say more than k to me! wow seriously if I have to text you a paragraph then its important because I would prefer to call you instead......I am so very thankful you dont ignore me either

LolSoTrue: # 344 when i text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

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