A call in quote to the local news after the earthquake in NE Oklahoma. That was the initial assumption - did that happen before? Elkins Jones There must've been a donkey on our house when I felt the earthquake!
"Dude, I just broke up with taylor swift and I stole her scarf so she would write a song about it and then my scarf will be FAMOUS!Because taylor swift obviously sings songs about scarves. What has happened to the music industry?
Have fun with your neighbors or drive-by internet users by changing your wireless network to "FBI Surveillance Van". Of course, those would be the dumbest FBI agents in the world, but it may still make your neighbors stop and think.
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