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Seriously! Like how does the media always find some dumb*** to represent Oklahoma!

A call in quote to the local news after the earthquake in NE Oklahoma. That was the initial assumption - did that happen before? Elkins Jones There must've been a donkey on our house when I felt the earthquake!

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Funny quotes via Lynne Knowlton !!

I can relate: No matter how old you are, no matter how badass you are if a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone you answer it

Always wearing a hair-tie on your wrist and feeling incredibly vulnerable when you forget. That's me.

hair tie on my wrist for my senior pictures. hair tie on my wrist for our engagement pictures. hair tie on my wrist or in my hair (or both) always.

Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal "All Too Well"

"Dude, I just broke up with taylor swift and I stole her scarf so she would write a song about it and then my scarf will be FAMOUS!Because taylor swift obviously sings songs about scarves. What has happened to the music industry?

BOOM!! For A  L..  ironically.. Another two A  L..! OMG.. the 1st A  L are (A) daughter  (L) the mother.. the 2nd A  L are also (A) daughter  (L) the mother..! SO Ironic.. NOT!!.. Actually doesn't even surprise me.. 4 fake, wicked, lying, trouble makers who sleep better at night knowing they have caused chaos, harm, pain  hurt upon others! they live off making others miserable! (The 4 of u evil cows must remember 1 thing only though_ KARMA_She has NO problem dirting her hands!)

i'd slap you in the face but i don't want slut all over my hands.

And if you put it in your car, you can have a swagger wagon.

I just put a "Swag" sticky note on my 17 year old's light switch, so he could turn his swag on tomorrow morning. I think he's silently hoping that he's adopted :) hee hee

Wifi name fail #fail #funny #wifi #lol

Have fun with your neighbors or drive-by internet users by changing your wireless network to "FBI Surveillance Van". Of course, those would be the dumbest FBI agents in the world, but it may still make your neighbors stop and think.

These Quotes about Weight Loss Are Hilarious - and Motivating ...

These Quotes about Weight Loss Are Hilarious - and Motivating ...

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i find this humerus. wow im actually getting thumbs<br /> make this my first top /> i think i just brought a wave of bone jokes<br /> d i find this humerus wow im actually getting thumbs<br /> make my first top think just brought a wave of bone jokes<br d

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had a puppy. So me so ADHD!

The Mayans didn't account for leap year

All you doomsday people, your bubble is about to burst.-funny if this is true

LOL This is so me. I'm always fighting with hubby to stop pulling the blankets off of me because they make me feel safe. Even if it's really hot in the house, I have to have blankets on.

Realist speaking

Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki. She's under a blanket. ha, ha that is funny!

We have a friend who says my hubby has this condition....Only with his fave game characters tho!

Fun..funny..lol..lmao..photo bomb!!! - Page 11

i have cdo its like ocd but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be funny quote

Every time I hear someone breath, sigh, eat, chew, etc. I want to kill them. It is so annoying. Maybe I have a problem. I should probably go see a doctor.

For People With Misophonia, a Chomp or a Slurp May Cause Rage

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

Hahaha! This cracked me up cuz all my guy friends would bring knives on a date. Not for that specific reason, just cuz they are hunter/survival guys who always have one on them. A few of my girl friends would too.  And actually I would love to have my (currently nonexistent) boyfriend carve our initials or names in a tree..  just saying..  maybe one day..

Funny pictures about When I see lovers' names carved into a tree. Oh, and cool pics about When I see lovers' names carved into a tree. Also, When I see lovers' names carved into a tree.

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