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What is it with these bitches...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I am pleased to announce that Bitch Slap Mondays have been reinstated.

FOX News summed up in one ecard..

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

:)

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

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Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate when people say 'He's a nice person once you get to know him' They might as well just say 'He's a douche, but you'll get used to it'.

As evidenced by the 10 year old walking around with his dad in target today with his unedited rap music at full volume in his pocket.

Free and Funny Graduation Ecard: I believe basic common sense should be taught in schools since it obviously isn't being taught at home any longer.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm,  inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans. Always the shenanigans.

Roses are red and violets are blue - http://jokideo.com/roses-are-red-and-violets-are-blue/

Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know that because you never bring me flowers, you bastard.-- story of my life,

HAHAHA ain't that the best feeling?! LOL Karma, you did good!

Just realized my life turned out better than yours. Checkmate, b***h.

Omg! Lmao this is so true!

My kids in a nutshell! I actually tell them Psycho mom is coming out.

LOL, my boyfriend freestyles lyrics all the time. I let him go with it,. It's too funny to correct ;)

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

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