I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. If you mess it up... I will cut you <3 Mom

I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. If you mess it up... I will cut you <3 Mom

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

Long term relationship Barbie - lmao http://@Rob Cawte Cawte Cawte Scott

Long term relationship Barbie - lmao http://@Rob Cawte Cawte Cawte Scott

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