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I just want to lose weight while staying in bed, watching TV, and eating Girl Scout cookies, Is that really too much to ask? Thin mints and Samoas, please.

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funny ecards don't need personal trainer need someone to slap unhealthy foods out of my hand

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead, just like your dreams.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: According to my pinning, I'm going to need 18 bathrooms, 12 living rooms, 3 backyards, and 1000 closets to get everything I really want in a house.

I'm gonna lose weight.  I'm gonna exercise everyday.  I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it... Is that cake?  ---I'll take that big piece right there.  Yeah, that one!---  :D

I' m gonna lose weight. I'm gonna exercise everyday. I' gonna go on a diet and stick to it .Is that a cake?

Anyone up for the challenge? Lol ; ))

Okay, maybe a personal trainer, too, to slap me off my ass to work on my ass!

I'm really sick and tired of food having calories!

I'm really sick and tired of food having calories.

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“I don’t know what’s longer. A microwave minute or a treadmill minute.

Build these handy undersink roll-out trays in a weekend. You can tackle this project with simple carpentry tools and some careful measuring.  You can make all the trays in an afternoon using building products from your local home center or hardware store for as little as $80. *My husband made this for me for Mother's Day this year and I couldn't be happier, I love great organization!*

I'm looking forward to the Apocalypse since it's apparently the only way that I won't have to pay back my student loans.so true

Dangerous

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

Literally dying at this right now!

With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born

Stop setting yourself up for failure by setting unrealistic goals!

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I plan on losing 15 lbs. and I expect to see results by morning. so true it's sad lol

funny pictures - funny quotes - I just ran my first marathon this morning

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

I should really write this shit down...

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

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