Free, Family Ecard: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, just make him a sandwich.

Love sucks. It's wonderful and amazing and makes you feel peachy. Then it kicks you in the ovaries, steals all your milk money and leaves you bloody in the street.

Love sucks. It's wonderful and amazing and makes you feel peachy. Then it kicks you in the ovaries, steals all your milk money and leaves you bloody in the street.

28 Funny Pictures to Nerd Out On Check more at http://8bitnerds.com/28-funny-pictures-to-nerd-out-on/

28 Funny Pictures to Nerd Out On Check more at http://8bitnerds.com/28-funny-pictures-to-nerd-out-on/

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.

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