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Literally dying at this right now!

With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born

Great thinking!

Im starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. - I have OCD but not of the cleaning sort;

courtesy hello #humor #someecards

Bonus if your phone partner is driving as well! Mom is my driving phone call always!

lol no one wants to hear how much he/she does for you & how much you love them EVERY SINGLE DAY. Get a hobby.

ecards, profess love, significant other, daily basis, punch you in the face

Hahahaha!!!! So. True.

Funny Confession Ecard: The Inner Monologue of a Pinner: 'I want to sew!' A typical pinning kind of day.

Yep

My dogs are awesome AND I'm popping out a kid. I will still think my dogs are awesome!

Shaving is literally my worst nightmare.....

Yeah, I’d shave my legs for you. Maybe.

...lol...

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

all I think about during the day is when i get to go home and put on my comfy pants

walk in door jeans off, sweatpants on hair up. Wore sweatpants all day and hairs already up :)

13 Hilariously Funny eCards - My Life and Kids

13 Hilariously Funny eCards

Funny Confession Ecard: If you see me running, call the police.

Harry Potter: The Grown Up Years

I pray for world peace, the safety of kittens and that Rowling's new 'Adult Book' is secretly about "Harry Potter: the Grown-Up Years." i-solemnly-swear-i-am-up-to-no-good

So glad he hates you now as much as I do MANdy Dennis Smith of Buchanan Va! Quit fucking other women's husbands....go home to yours, remember him...Richard Brian Smith?! What does he think of you screwing married men?! Hope he finds out!!

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

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