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    • Elizabeth Schwerm

      I WILL CUT YOU! Love Mom :) "Not that I ever clean my kitchen, but I do love this sign!"

    • Katie Swensen

      Says "I spent 1.5 hours cleaning this kitchen. IF YOU MESS IT UP...I WILL CUT YOU <3 Mom" Hahaha! To bad only 1 kid can read! But all 3 understand my sarcastic ways ;-)

    • Ashleigh Milani

      This is so funny and SOOO how I felt a few weekends ago after spending 2 days alone just cleaning our home.

    • Tisha Davidson Frisbee

      i will CUT you! I feel like this too when I clean the kitchen and people destroy it in 5 minutes!

    • Jenny Ritter

      Sadly, I've texted this to my mother after cleaning the kitchen so I KNOW I'll do it as a mom. Lol whoops!

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