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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get on my boat and save your retarded ass. Some E-cards.

Cry for Help by Somee: Chuckle. And pass me a cookie, please.

Cry for Help by Somee: Chuckle. And pass me a cookie, please.

You can't outrun your fork! Click through for healthy eating guidelines #texasfitchicks #fitness #healthy

You can't outrun your fork! Click through for healthy eating guidelines #texasfitchicks #fitness #healthy

If you click your pen one more time, I will have no choice but to stab you in the eye with it.

If you click your pen one more time, I will have no choice but to stab you in the eye with it.

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aroseinhersmile

Funny Reminders Ecard: I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.

ok. they have been...but they go on vacation.....often!

Princess Diana Would Have Been 56 Today, and Her Family Is Marking It in the Most Poignant Way

ok. they have been...but they go on vacation.....often!

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

@Jenna Phillips @Dani N. this is how i feel when the boys tell us they can't handle all 3 of us.... don't even give a fifth of a fuck ;)

Most people don't realize this, but you can go to the gym without telling Facebook about it!  Come get your fitness on at Powerhouse Gym in West Bloomfield, MI!  Just call (248) 539-3370 or visit our website powerhousegym.com/welcome-west-bloomfield-powerhouse-i-41.html for more information!

Most people don't realize this, but you can go to the gym without telling Facebook about it! Come get your fitness on at Powerhouse Gym in West Bloomfield, MI! Just call (248) 539-3370 or visit our website powerhousegym.com/welcome-west-bloomfield-powerhouse-i-41.html for more information!

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Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: No, I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see that you're a train wreck from all the way over here.