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Ugh...I hate talking on the phone...just text me for shit sakes.

More like I just eat all the time. If I forget to eat my stomach let's me know it, and anyone else who may be unfortunate enough to sit near me in lecture

I drink wine because I don't like to keep things bottled up. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com

..and God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world..then he made the Earth round...and he laughed and laughed...