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I Drink Coffee Because I Need It Wine Because I Deserve It Distressed Retro Vintage Tin Sign

Lol.. yes

I'd fight a bear for you. Not a grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those sonsabitches for you. That's fine, as long as Cal Bears count too, as not to be messed with =]

My daddy used to say I ordered by the price on the menu. ;)

I wouldn't go so far as to call it a spiritual gift, but it is true. As my mother use to say: You have champagne taste on a beer salary ;

haha, my therapy

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Retail therapy fixes everything! Today I had the best retail therapy!

I was totally unaware that they made one of these all about me! I feel so special!

That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one. This happens A LOT in my house.my kids love to dance (just watch out for random dinosaurs!

This day sucks Balls. Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I REALLY LOVE WINE

how i feel a lot lol Roses are dead, violets are fine. This day sucks balls. I really love wine.

lol humor funny #lol #humor #funny

Funny pictures about Money can't buy me happiness. Oh, and cool pics about Money can't buy me happiness. Also, Money can't buy me happiness.

Yes!!!!

I love maxi skirts and dresses! "We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants.

Haha! I've never shopped at Forever 21. And I sure as hell am no light weight. It'll take quite a few more to equal a hangover. Still young enough for that. ;)

Funny Birthday Ecard: Welcome to Where every other weekend is a wedding, you feel borderline inappropriate shopping in Forever and two drinks equal a hangover. this is so me Smith

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