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I have an idea why. People don't like it when other people are happy when they're not. My happiness will never change so I'm sorry you're unhappy, but I'm not sorry that I am happy.

Stop saying I'm hard to shop for. Surely you know where the liquor store is.

I might have pinned this before but doing it again because it is so funny and I would love to say it to a few ex bfs :)