Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead if clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.
They Never Thought Their Farm Kid Would Say This About Marine Corps. This Is Priceless. The best part is that at the end, she's just a normal farm girl. I thought she was a male the entire way through.