Thank you for sending me to time out. I really thought about what I'd done wrong and constructed a plan for better future behavior. Said no child ever. Kids Safety, Funny Quotes About Parenting, Parenting Humor Ecards, Funny Ecards About Kids, Funny Ecards About Life, Funny Quotes About Children, Funny Quotes About Kids Humor, Timeout, Parenting Funny Quotes
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Yeahh...they should stop talking
Totally me today! ---SO ME.
Story of my life
oh so true
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HAHA! So funny! TRUTH!!!!
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AGREED.....let's just give kids whatever they want and please don't bruise their ego...BS! Get real.
maybe this isn't so funny... too many kids at the daycare I work at run around like maniacs and their parents don't care...
Im afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating. YES.
Seriously! I was definitely spanked when needed as kid, and so will my kids.
True story...ROFL! This made me laugh so darn hard!
Funny, but true!
god help us
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The only problem is my children would swear they were on fire and someone put a stick in their eye...When I asked why are they not on fire now and without a stick in they eye they would scream I am telling the truth...
Parents who let their kids scream like that should be set on fire and have a stick in their eye.
Seriously. I don't know how many times I've wanted to say this to screaming kids in stores.
lmbo I know right? kids scream over something so small gives me a heart attack every time
for my children... "are you bleeding or on fire? then let Mommy have Quiet Time!"
Ha ha... I say this stuff to my daughter ALL the time!
I have no idea how many times I have told my son this.
So true why must they scream all the time!
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hair goes up, comfy clothes go on...oh wait, i go out like that in public!
Story of my life! And then pray that no one shows up unannounced, ha ha!
it's funny cause it's true, my comfy clothes just aren't stylish. sorry
This is pretty much my life. #stretchyshorts
story of my life <3 swim sweatsssss <3
My life summarized in an ecard.
hahahaha story of my life...
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my thoughts every single day. I hope at least for my fams that its dealing well with life! Hahaha
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.
I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life
I think as we get older these merge lol
Haha. Funny. Totally me these days.
Example: pharmacy school
This is my life.
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I mean com'on?? If you're not laughing you might actually be a murderer.
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noy really true for me - but I still yhink its funny
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why is this funny to me?! my secret is out!
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pretty much. #funny #ecards
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So true! Children parents parenting parenthood eats dirt . ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha
Wirtzie's Preschool and Child Care is the best-kept secret in Surprise! Ages 1-5, wobblers-Pre K. #Wirtzies #funny #parents #kids
Funny Baby Ecard: First child eats dirt. Parent calls doctor. Second child eats dirt. Parent cleans out mouth. Third child eats dirt. Parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch.
I have seen this before but it still makes me laugh. :) So true!! :)
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funny parenting quotes - So True!:)
too funny.... There's truth to that
Ha! that's funny stuff!
the link between estrogen and anxiety Low estrogen levels can make women more vulnerable to trauma at some points in their menstrual cycles, while high levels of the female sex hormone can partially protect them from emotional disturbance, the research suggests. Since birth control pills affect estrogen levels, they might one day be used to help prevent post-traumatic stress.
This made me laugh too!!!
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Estrogen Induced Manic Depressive Bipolar Disorder prone to fits of Psyc[h]opathic Rage. They might be right.
I'm pretty sure it's called PMS because that's easier to say than estrogen induced maniac depressive bipolar disorder prone to fits of psychopathic rage.
Manic depressive and bipolar disorder are the same thing. Maybe pms causes stupidity?
PMS = Estrogen Induced Manic Depressive Bipolar Disorder.
I'm literally dying.. so funny and true!
psych humor and so true!
So funny :)
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Yeah...the girl who never drinks just got a big laugh reading this because it's so true. lol
Alcohol. Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad. #funny #laugh #smile
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Actually a bad salad can make someone do terrible things. :)
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hahaaa so true. I love drinking lol
funny stuff =)
Untitled (I told my therapist about you) by Mike Monteiro
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I told my therapist about you. Tap for more funny picture messages! - @mobile9 | #humor #funny #quotes
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So, ive actually experience this, and it's actually really weird. Like you'll be talking about something all of sudden they're just like I told my therapist about you or something, and instead of being all sweet like they think it's going to be it's literally just the creepiest thing ever. It just makes you want to ask questions and like why did you tell him about me and Bubba Bubba Bubba blah but yeah it's weird runaway if it happens to you.
i told my therapist about you. (ROFL - I'm sorry. I don't know why I find that so funny.)
This would be funny in the medicine cabinet...I told my therapist about you.
Pretty award thing to hear: I told my therapist about you.
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I love secret nick names! Jerkface and his new girlfriend, Jerky Treats. Fat Make-up Head. Bananaman. Doo dee doo hoo hoo. What's his nose. @Cheri Edwards Lehnow @Jana Beaber @Allison j.d.m Hale @Kerri S. Griffin
Lolololol...PSB XD haha theres only one person whose nick name that beats everyone elses...
I make up nick names for people all the time!!!!
I'd rather call them code names lol
ummm... my life. in a nutshell.
Hahaha yes;) @Danielle Martin
haha! So true!
seriously!! this is what more parents need to be saying to their kids!
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Oh this so funny because it is true. Funny Family Ecard: So you're 10 and have a laptop, iPhone, and an iPad. When I was 10 I had one thing to play with called Outside. That's what your fat little ass is playing with today.
Funny Family Ecard: So you're 10 and have a laptop, iPhone, and an iPad. When I was 10 I had one thing to play with called Outside..
oh how I wish I could say it to a lot of kids today.
Childhood obese spoiled brats
Funny Family Ecard!!
Lol, that's sooo my oldest nephew
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Funny Baby Ecard: When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.
When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real. | Baby Ecard | someecards.com
So true, my boys can tell you this!
Omg. So funny cause it's so true!
Lol true story of my childhood
Lol true story spankings
Bahahaha! True story :)
bahaha true story!!
I do this all the time.... does that mean I'm a bad person? :)
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eCards - That was actually really funny. But I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh. Haha
THAT was really funny but I don't like you so I won't laugh
Haha..... No telling how many times I have done this lol
Someecards. That was actually really funny...
This is totally me... stubborn
Hahaha!!! My life right here
HAHA!! So true! :D
haha sooo true
all. the. time.
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Before I became a mother I thought kids with boogers were the most disgusting things alive. Now, I hope he has a booger or two in the morning just for me to pick. Lol
TRUE LOVE... so true. The things mommies have to do, yuck, lol.
TRUE LOVE... so true. Totally Mommy thing.. :)
hahaha so true. The love of being a mommy!
TRUE LOVE... so true, I hate boogers!!!
TRUE LOVE... isn't this the truth!
TRUE LOVE of a mother... so true
A MOTHER'S TRUE LOVE... so true
TRUE LOVE... story of my life!