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Everytime I come to work I immediately begin praying, 'Lord please help me not be a bitch today.'

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I'm not asking you for a favor... I'm telling you to do your job. (pretty much how i feel when i have to call my office managers out)

Haha I'm guilty of this one. I never change the captions. Except I just did... Just now.

So funny! Reminds me of someone I know who tries to "reassure" me that they are doing better than me.. kudos to you, kid.