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    My mental response to my midwife statement that I am being very calm.......

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    Oh, didn't I tell you? Must have been none of your fucking business then. Good one! // ecards, yourecards

    Especially when you work in retail! Welcome to job number 2. So help me...,

    I had to...too funny


    I think mine's Fatty, Fatty



    so true

    Some days!

    So me.

    "After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC

    ''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.

    Oh, I'm a Pacifist alright. I'm about to pass a fist across your face.

    Came close a few times


    Unfortunately know a few people like this...

    ...It's cause it's true...

    All the time.

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