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I say this all the time and it drives my husband crazy! I just give him this exact explanation every time!

If we don't know...we should!

This couldn't be more true. I am by far the funniest person I know .stole from haley, i am the funniest person you know, bitch!

YESSS!! Once there was a bug in my room and I didn’t get any sleep

"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room. Is losing a spider in your room!" :: Lc- they're always easy to find though. Just look under your pillow.

this makes me feel bad for alarm clocks but then i remember how many times mine has woken me up a seven thirty and i have no sympathy whatsoever

Funny and relatable moments in life that makes you go lol so true. Come have a laugh or submit your lolsotrue moment.

Best friend misses a day of school!!!!

Relatable Post When your best friend misses a day of school and you see them the next day.

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Yeah :/<<< and I'm still growing, there's hope for me yet.<<<yeah im and a half buut im still growing SO I HAVE HOPE

I have come to the conclusion that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks

Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

Im defiantly gonna need this.... theirs not a day i dont trip at school... its bound to happen someday:)


And that Ladies and Gentlemen is why you always have to think positive; you'll go down the stairs faster than you thought and save a lot! Of your life time

Like THAT !!!

"When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing". It does not mean O am free. It means I am doing nothing". - This is a great quote! Instead of having to come up with a story of what I really am doing.