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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that. | Cry For Help Ecard

You know you're drunk when you swerve to miss a tree and then realize it's only the air freshener hanging from your rearview mirror...... Sounds like me

Funny Encouragement Ecard: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I don't sugar coat bitch, do I look like fucking Willy Wonka? (@molly - good for CalorieBitch!!!) @mo

hahahahaha #drinking #ecard

This doesnt even apply to anyone specific I just think its hilarious!! more funny pics on facebook: