Funny Quote, Car, Giggle, Scrambled Eggs, I M Capable, Funny Stuff, So Funny
Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of.
Yes, my baby birds died...but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)
funny quotes, whenever a bird shits on my car i eat a plate of scrambled eggs right in front of him
Whenever a bird craps on my car...hahah so funny.
Giggle, Dream, Funny Stuff, Road, Poor Chickens
I dream of a worse world. Where whenever chickens cross the road not only have their motives questioned but are plucked and cooked right on the spot.
My poor chicken crossed the road because it's neck got snapped and then it was thrown out the car window :(
i dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Lol, funny but true.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. And a free range organic chicken in every pot.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Sign for the chicken coop
funny sign chicken crossed the road – Funny Website
I dream of a better world... Made me giggle!
so mean. hilarious line, though.
Funny Quote, Giggle, Some People, I D Drink, So True, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Exactly Hate
I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. Ohhhh some people today.
Even though I laughed aloud... And know some people who indeed would drink the water.... I would, even if I disliked you... Put the fire out;)
I shouldn't laugh, and I truly don't feel this way about anyone, but it made me giggle.
how I feel sometimes about some people... I know mean but so true a lot of times
Now this my friend, is some funny stuff! I don't care who you are :)
I'm sorry but this is so true about some people...
So funny... I laughed so hard ... so true!
So true when it comes to some people...
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Why arent iPhone chargers called Apple Juice?! lol // Funny Pictures Of The Day – 91 Pics
Funny Quote, Giggle, Called Apple, Valid Question, Iphone Chargers, Funny Picture, So True, Funny Stuff, Apple Juice
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Well....NOW they are! #giggles #iphone #humor #funny
good question!!!! lol that is so true!!!
Apple juice- Valid question
Funny Quote, Don T Hate, So True, Funny Stuff, So Funny, It S True, True Stories, High Schools
Me too! Love this, and yes I can still fit into earrings I wore in high school too! So there!!!
So funny...and true. About the only thing from high school I'd be able to fit in.
haha! I just realized the earrings I wore in high school are too big for me!
pinterest funny quotes about graduating | January High School Sayings...
bahaha!!! I still HAVE earrings from high school!! too funny ;)
True story. Not only earrings but clothes too!! Ha Ha Ha
high school funny... And so true!
My Friend, Funny Things, Best Friends, Pictures Quotes Sayings, Bestfriends, So True, Funniest Quotes Ever, My Best Friend, Tv Shows
So true!! We should be but then we might be the only ones laughing at our jokes.
My best friends, cousins and most definitely my BROTHERS!!!!!!
More like.... why don't we have our own TV show!?!?
so for mme and my best friend, Caitlin Threeton
So true! Or why we don't have our own tv show
I think this every time I'm with my friends.
Funniest quote ever! lol
my best friends :)
Giggle, Truth, My Life, Funny Stuff, Thought, So True, Funny Quotes, Quotes Sayings, True Stories
We laugh and laugh and LAUGH! He never thought you were cute. You just threw yourself at him to keep him away from me while he was already upset about someone else. "Cadillac in a wedding dress." Truth hurts, but I didn't say it, you need to learn how words hurt and that doesn't sound like true love to me.
Thankfully this doesn't apply to my life... but I thought it was funny.
Bahahaha! The hubby actually thought this was funny too :) <3 him!
I don't normally post these but, made me giggle!
omg this is so true right now in my life
That's some funny stuff right there!
Quotes,Sayings & More.
In the article Pinned Down, it declares Pinterest as the social network for women. The vast majority of Pinterest users are women because it is easier to "see" women on Pinterest as opposed to other social networks. This ecard offers another perspective in a joking manner that men are actually behind Pinterest to influence women to act in an ideal way. -Shannen S.
Doormats Funny, Funny Doormats, Funny Signs, Funny Pictures, Funny Door Mat, Diy Door Mat
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The neighbors have better stuff. Ha, this is brilliant! |Humor||LOL||Funny pictures||Doormats||Funny doormats||Funny signs|
I needed one of these 5 months ago!|Humor||LOL||Funny pictures||Doormats||Funny doormats||Funny signs|
Lol..nice! |Humor||LOL||Funny pictures||Doormats||Funny doormats||Funny signs|
This is just brilliant! | Front door humor. Hee hee!
pretty funny door mat http://rstyle.me/n/pa24dr9te
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funny door mat
DIY door mat.
You Just Realized
Giggle, Boob Problems, Booby Trapped, Big Boob, Funny Picture, Funny Stuff, Boobie Trapped, Crumbs Fall
You Just Realized..When crumbs fall down your shirt they've been boobie trapped. #funny
When crumbs fall down your shirt they've been boobie trapped.
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 64 Pics>>>>>>lol I just got that
busty girl problems!!! Laughted waaay to hard at this!!
So immature but I couldn't help but giggle.
BOOBIE TRAPPED!!! This is fabulous!
BOOBIE TRAPPED!!! Lol hahaha
My Own Boobie Trap! Lmao!!!
Big boob problems. #truth
I need an intervention!!
Truth, Quote, My Life, Pinaholic, So True, Funny Stuff, Pinterest Addiction, True Stories
Story of my life... Hi, my name is Nikki and I'm a pinaholic! Thought you might find this funny Dana!
So true- I am- I know that this isn't a quote, but I didn't know where to put it.
Baaahaaaaahaaaaa! My name is Oderyx and I'm a PINaholic! XD
Hi, my name is April...And yes...I'm a Pinterest addict...
Hi my name is___________and I'm a pinoholic. True story.
Hello my name is Nicole and i am a desperate pinaholic.
Truth! "Hi my name is ______ and I'm a pinaholic."
My name is Katie and this is so true..
The worst curse imaginable!
Giggle, Some People, So True, Funny Stuff, Pissed Off Quotes Feelings, So Funny, Barbie Shoes
...barefoot...in the dark...on the way to the bathroom...in the middle of the night. (or a Barbie shoe...which hurts equally as bad) -BAHAHA That's so funny...unless you're the one stepping on a lego or Barbie shoe.
lol, this made me laugh....only because I just stepped on a lego and it really hurt
HAHAHA....I laughed out loud and pictured *someone* stepping on some lego...
Not really, but it made me giggle! I have stepped on a lego or two...
BWAHAHAHA. best insult ever. Or a Barbie shoe! this so true!!!!
made me laugh... because i have stepped on plenty!
BWAHAHAHA. best insult ever. Or a Barbie shoe!
Can't stop laughing!! haha! so true!
So true for some people sometimes
Giggle, Pet Peeves, Some People, My Life, Funny Quotes, So True, Thought, Funny Stuff, Funnystuff
That's funny. quotes. wisdom. advice. life lessons. relationships. friends who drive you crazy.
And then they always regret not taking my advice...the story of my life
For sure... this made me giggle a bit!!!
hahaha...so true for some people!!
This is so true of some people lol
My pet peeve! @Dana Lev-ran
Thought for the day
Giggle, Don T Break, Heart Breaks, Break Bones, So True, Funny Stuff, Anybody S Heart, Break Anybody S, Good Advice
Don’t break anybody’s heart… or bones - please break no body parts or attachments please - but this funny
Don’t break anybody’s heart, they only have one.... Break their bones, they have 206! Plus, it doesn't hurt near as much :-)
Don’t break anybody’s heart… @Jenny Lehmitz thought this would make you giggle
Don’t break anybody’s heart… # Pin++ for Pinterest #
Don’t break anybody’s heart…Break their bones
So so true...
Funny Things, E Card, That S Funny, Funny Shit, Typed Bitch, Funny Stuff, Family Guy, Vroom Motherfucker
"I typed Bitch into my gps and now im in your driveway!! VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKER!!!" #familyguy #stewie #vroom #motherfucker #gps #bitch #driveway #lindsaylohan #truth by englishpauliewallie http://bit.ly/X5Uywb
I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway Vroom Vroom motherfucker. - Funny Lover
I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in you driveway. #ecards #stewiefamilyguy
I laughed when I saw this!!! Funny thing....my mom sent this to me! Lmao:)
I never watch family guy, but this has me laughing. Hard.
Family guy. Vroom vroom
Funny Quote, Funny Funny, Giggle, Remember This, Jokes, Garden Gnomes, Funny Stuff, Joke S
I would retaliate against your snotty remarks, but since you resemble a garden gnome I'd say the joke is on you.
I need this pin, so when I'm giggling walking past people snickering they know I'm not laughing with them!
Too funny! Pahahhahahha! I crack myself up sometimes! They key to happiness right.....laughing at your own internal jokes!
lol ... maybe if I remember this when someone irks me I can laugh instead of being irked :)
Since you resemble a garden gnome, I'd say the joke is on you! #lol #funny #humor
Resembling a garden gnome? The joke IS on you...
Belief, Truth, Quote, Big Bang Theory, Atheism Defined, Perfect Sense, Thought, So True, Funny Stuff
Atheism defined. hahahahaha i laughed so hard when i read this. Gotta keep an open mind. I dont push my beliefs you dont push yours.
Atheism - the belief that god does not exist, is entirely separate from the "Big Bang" hypothesis which theorizes the early development of the universe and is backed up by scientific evidence. You don't have to be an Atheist to believe the Big Bang theory.
Something to think about! Not saying that atheism doesn't have it's own philisophical validity. But let's get real about the "facts" and "materialism." Materialism started out as a philosophical school of thought... which has been propagandized for a century as absolute truth. These scientific and philosophical theories are as much on the table for debate as all the others, and that's the whole truth.
No offense to anyone, just thought this was funny. (I personally respect all beliefs)
So true. Every belief system, at its root, requires a leap of faith.
I respect everyone's beliefs..but you can't deny the truth
Atheism defined. Makes perfect sense ... right? :P
bahahaha....funny stuff! So true though!