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Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of.
"Whenever a bird craps on my car, I east a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of" Think I need to make some scrambled eggs this weekend.
funny quotes, whenever a bird shits on my car i eat a plate of scrambled eggs right in front of him
Whenever a bird craps on my car...hahah so funny.
Whenever a bird craps on my car... funny-stuff
Whenever a bird shits on my Car ~ Funny Quote
so mean. hilarious line, though.
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I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. Ohhhh some people today.
Even though I laughed aloud... And know some people who indeed would drink the water.... I would, even if I disliked you... Put the fire out;)
I shouldn't laugh, and I truly don't feel this way about anyone, but it made me giggle.
This made me laugh. My feelings towards some people. And they probably know it.
Bahahaha. That's hilarious. Funny quotes are awesome.
Funny!!...yet, so true about some people lol
So funny... I laughed so hard ... so true!
if I had water, I''d drink it.
thats funny stuff
Why arent iPhone chargers called Apple Juice?! lol // Funny Pictures Of The Day – 91 Pics
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Why are iPhone chargers not called apple juice? Funny Pictures Of The Day
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Well....NOW they are! #giggles #iphone #humor #funny
good question!!!! lol that is so true!!!
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Great quote. Made me giggle, but so true.
True story. Needed a good laugh!
Words of wisdom.
Lmao! True story
True story lol
You Just Realized
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You Just Realized..When crumbs fall down your shirt they've been boobie trapped. #funny
When crumbs fall down your shirt, they've been boobie trapped
busty girl problems!!! Laughted waaay to hard at this!!
So immature but I couldn't help but giggle.
im excellent at boobie trapping
My Own Boobie Trap! Lmao!!!
Ha!! Boobie trapped!
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Big boob problems!
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I look at all my friends and wonder this...we are all hilarious!
pretty much feel this way about all of my friends
so for mme and my best friend, Caitlin Threeton
Sabreena my friend and I always thought of this
So true! Or why we don't have our own tv show
Best friends/ sisters!! :D
Funniest quote ever! lol
We could have a tv show
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The earrings from that era are so big, they actually make me look smaller. true story.
pinterest funny quotes about graduating | January High School Sayings...
this is so true, i still have ear rings from high school
So funny! And so true lol!!
True story!!! Lol
funny stuff !
lol, true story
True story! :)
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My poor chicken crossed the road because it's neck got snapped and then it was thrown out the car window :(
I dream of a worse world. Where whenever chickens cross the road not only have their motives questioned but are plucked and cooked right on the spot.
i dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Lol, funny but true.
why didnt the chicken cross the road ? he didn't want his motives questioned
giggle@MelissaBall - Maybe we should hang this on our chicken coop
chickens()()ew chicken cross road,without bad motive
Would be funny on the chicken coop! :)
Chicken Cross the Road | Funny
The worst curse imaginable!
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I laughed so hard. Anyone who has children with legos knows this is one of the most painful things to do!
@Abby Benzing; I totally thought of you when I saw this. Not that I want you to step on a lego....just that you would say it. (or Barbie shoe...those might be worse)
If you've ever stepped on a lego, you totally get this! I laughed out loud when I read this.. just had to repin
ha! This is SO funny! There have sooo many times I have stepped on Mathew and Thatchers legos!
I don't hope you step on a lego, jk, but I thought it would make you laugh.
BWAHAHAHA. best insult ever. Or a Barbie shoe! this so true!!!!
Step on a Lego. Yeah, that's how I feel about some people...
So true for some people sometimes
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new bed.......haven't slept this well in years, and tha damned clock is SO jealous!
Alarm clocks are bitches....story of my life this semester
Did I mention I'm not a morning person?
I have a relationship with my bed!
Perfect quote for me :)
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Damn alarm clock
The Funny Truth
so true for me
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I full out belly laughed at this for a solid minute because I am the person who sneezes 5 times! Funny stuff right here!
Totally me!! LOL "Don't expect a 'Bless You' after the 5th sneeze. Get it under control." #ecard #medicine
Hahaha SISTER!!! Funny Confession Ecard: Don't expect a 'Bless you' after the 5th sneeze. Get it under control.
Hahahaha. I literally just laughed out loud. This is so my life right now.
I couldn't help but laugh! My sister will understand why! :o)
This seriously made me laugh out loud. So funny!
Laughing is so funny!!!
For my dad! lol
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omg! I had to pin this! Not so nice but I literally laughed out loud. LOL @Melanie Thorne
Biscuits... Hahahahaha. Only some will understand why this is so funny
Hahahaha this is very true for some people I've seen before.
HAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Oh so true for some people! Lol :)
I literally laughed out loud. LOL
These ecards at hilarious!
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"I typed Bitch into my gps and now im in your driveway!! VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKER!!!" #familyguy #stewie #vroom #motherfucker #gps #bitch #driveway #lindsaylohan #truth by englishpauliewallie http://bit.ly/X5Uywb
this doesn't apply to anyone i currently know, but i've known one truly evil bitch and a handful of dumb and/or crazy bitches this applies to. vroom, vroom motherfuckers!
I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway Vroom Vroom motherfucker. - Funny Lover
I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in you driveway. #ecards #stewiefamilyguy
I laughed when I saw this!!! Funny thing....my mom sent this to me! Lmao:)
Family Guy funny
E-Cards if Life
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I need this pin, so when I'm giggling walking past people snickering they know I'm not laughing with them!
I would retaliate against your snotty remarks, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I'd say the joke is on you. button
Too funny! Pahahhahahha! I crack myself up sometimes! They key to happiness right.....laughing at your own internal jokes!
how i feel about some people in my office. and by garden gnome, i mean, killer whale.
Since you resemble a garden gnome, I'd say the joke is on you! #lol #funny #humor
The jokes on you, trashy, evil, disgusting, sadistic, manipulative, lying whore
Resembling a garden gnome? The joke IS on you...
Ahh… so true!
People need to start believing me when I say I am Awesome...
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Diagnosis - Awesomeness- My Husband would say this.
Diagnosis: awesome. Haha!!!! Love this!!!!
..... if any of you know my husband....
story of my life :) yea I'm awesome
:) Diagnosis: Awesomeness!!!
BHAHA STORY OF MY LIFE !!!
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;) Love this one! My husband always says " I love you more today than yesterday but less than I will tomorrow.
I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off. Repinned by L. B. Sommer, author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - For lots more funny stuff http://www.lbsommer-author.yolasite.com/funny-signs.php
This is hilarious! My husband and I always say, "I love you more today than yesterday and less than tomorrow," but this is what we should really be saying :)
I love this. I always tell my husband I love you more today than yesterday..... Never thought of the second part.
"I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off" Story of my life ;)
So how I'm feeling right now ;) Except it will be "I love you more tomorrow."
I love you - This is so......true?....funny?..idk, but I like it!
funny stuff there. =) I love you more today...
Story of my life!! This is so funny!
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Thankfully this doesn't apply to my life... but I thought it was funny.
So true for someone who was once part of my life!
That's some funny stuff right there!
Funny Quotes (15 Pics) | Vitamin-Ha
so true of so many in my life.....
Quotes,Sayings & More.
Kinda made me giggle
True. Story. Bro.
True story (20 photos)