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Some People Tell Me I Have A 'Short Temper.' I Prefer To Call It: 'A Swift And Assertive Reaction To Bullshit.'

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Funny Encouragement Ecard: Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying 'Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to.' I know you do! Then just do it!!!!

my mother used these words when i kept nagging her about something. i was wise enough, even in my youth, to know that her response was not a green light to my request!