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I have to be a bitch because sometimes being a lady does not get the job done. (My works exactly!

This is so true! I really don't try to be a b*tch but some people just bring it out of me!

I'm simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you'll ever meet. LOL, this describes me in some ways!

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but of course men don't think about what women think. They don't give a rats ass LOL

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Just so everyone knows if you are outside you are fair game. Some of my favorites so far have been the butt crack  lady, sword lady and the lady that rode the train in only her slip. Half the time I don't even pretend I'm not taking a picture.

I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh. LOL I did this today.

ha!  Lets tell our parents that when it's time to clean out their houses...

Lets tell our parents that when it's time to clean out their houses.

Sassy Pants - Ha. Everyday.

"Outta the way world. I've got my sassy pants on today. mallorca I think your Tron-pants would be equivalent to sassy pants. I think it would be best if you found a spare pair.

If you're funny, you're automatically 79% more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever.

Free, Confession Ecard: If you're funny, you're automatically more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever.

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