haha....reminds me of a text convo with an ex...he said lying to get me to feel bad and get back together..."i wanna shoot myself" so I said "dont miss". may sound harsh but he was way too much of an asshole to do it. Funny Texts, Funny Things, Bad Texts, Website, Funny Ex Texts, Texts Messages, Funny Txt, Funny Stuff, Internet Site
Wine O', Ugly People, My Life, Wine Lol, Ahhhh Win, Ecards, So Funny, Drink Wine, Wine Oh
ecards are my life.
haha ecards are so funny!
Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!
What happens when you drink wine
Awkward Moments, Awkwarddd, All The Tim, My Life, Yesss, I Can Relate, Totally Me, Song Lyrics, Haha So True
So you awkwardly try to just speak the song lyrics and hope the person you're talking to knows the song..
That awkward moment when you you're trying to explain to someone how a song goes, but you don't really want to sing it
haha so true.
I can relate.
story of my life
all the timeee
The Roads, Red Lights, Nightshift, My Life, Funny, I'M Done, So True, Night Shift, True Stories
so funny and so true!!
Doesn't so much happen when I'm in Nashville, but when I'm back at home where I REALLY know the roads, this happens ALL the time!
Story of my life on night shift!
this is so true after working 12 hour nightshifts.
Story of my life! I always look behind me to make sure I didn't run a red light because I didn't remember it turning green :)
True story lol
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decaf coffee is just warm brown water
True story Bro!!
Lol so true
decaf and non alcoholic beer
Great mysteries of life, i mean really just drink water?
Lol Funny, Thoughts Exact, My Life, Junk Food, So True, House, Eating Healthy, Bahahaha, So Sad
So true ... yet the junk food just keeps finding its way into my house.
So sad that this is true in my life.
I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so its not there to tempt me anymore..... Story of my life
My thoughts exactly!
i do this.
The Doors, I M, Window, Quote, So True, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Totally Me, True Stories
So Funny. And So True.
I don't say anything, don't look at the window, don't open the door. I stay quite and wait until they leave... true story.
Funny. sayings quotes #stranger #door #window #humor #funny #hilarious
Yup that's totally me I m the %1
😂😂😂 this is totally me. But usually I'll look through the peep hole and if I don't recognize the person then I sneak away and look through a window. Lol!
So True!!! Is anyone else in the 1% for this? I do not answer the door to unexpected knocks. EVER! But before I don't answer, I turn into the ninja.
Rabbit, Prayer, Funny Animal Pictures, So Cute, Easter Bunnies, Baby Bunnies, Cutest Bunnies, Cute Bunnies, Baby Animal
Aww, he looks all sniffly sleepy. Baby rabbits are the cutest of the baby animals.
cutest bunny rabbit evah!
Baby bunny! So cute....
bunny rabbit- looks like he's praying. So cute!
Funny bunny ...For more funny animal pictures with captions visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com/lol-funny-cat-pic/ OMG ITS SO CUTE
Easter bunny prayer- so cute!!!
GAH. So cute. Bunny prayers.
Laughing, Thoughts Exact, Stupid Signs, So True, Funny Stuff, Bumper Stickers, Things, Baby, Ecards
baby on board bumper stickers..
Stupid signs. So funny I said this exact same thing to my hubs while we were at Buy Buy Baby and saw many cars with this sign...
Baby on board ecard :)
My thoughts exactly! I hate those things!!
Hahaha. So true. Although its even better when it's on a stroller cover. Because really, I'm just pushing a stroller with no baby for the heck of it...
Baby on Board. lol. I always laugh when I see those stickers.
Internet Site, Website, Poor Guys, Wanna Parties, Web Site, Giggles
Stupid, yes. But it made me giggle
Poor guy ): hahahaha
I wanna party too!!!!
can not stop laughing
The Real, Noah Ark, Boats, Giggles, Funny Stuff, Dinosaurs, Left Behind, So Funny, Smile
Is it weird that these make me giggle but also kinda sad, too? Lol the poor dinosaurs...
Dinosaurs are so funny!
The real reason why the dinosaurs missed Noah's Ark!
Funny Stuff / Missing the boat
Dinosaurs! Made me smile
Awwwwww Noah's Ark left behind the dinosaurs😳
Dinosaurs missed the boat. Noah's Ark.
Wine Humor, Laughing, Wine Cheaper, Red Wine, Wine Funny, So True, Funny Stuff, Smile, Drinks
WINE. NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS. DRINK. DON'T DRIVE. #wine, #humor
so true!! so drink up!! LOL
SMILING..... or should we say, Drink and Walk, Don't Drive
Wine, cheaper than gas, www.pocketbinaries.com Free usenet, usenet images, #humor #funny #haha
Did you laugh today?
Wine funny billboard
Signs, Funny Things, Giggles, Funny Bones, Funny Stuff, Too Funny, Hilarious, Kohls, Funnystuff
Kohl's does what? Omg funny funny stuff.
A friend of mine sent this to me. Really had me worried at first. I thought one of my most favorite places to shop had instituted policies against the LGBT community or something had happened to one of my friends while shopping at Kohl's. Then I rea Funny - Hilarious Signs & Billboards
Kohl's does what? this made me giggle
Kohls, Staples, Dicks. You can't tell me the sign guy didn't have a smile on his face. www.jeffreymarkell.com #orangecountyrealtor #luxury #funnystuff
Funny Friendship, About You, Facebook Status, About Me, Some People, Guilty Conscience, My Life, So True, So Funny
never done this but still think it is so funny! lol
Can't tell you how many times I would get a "guilty conscience" text after posting ecards about you
Just called to see if your Facebook status was about me.. haha so true
I just called to see if your Facebook status was about me. ... ummm yes, it's alll about YOU!
Ecard: I just called to see if your Facebook status was about me. Some people think every FB status is about them!!
Funny Friendship Ecard: I just called to see if your Facebook status was about me.
Doesn't everyone think your facebook status is about them? lol this is my life lol
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15 Ways To Get Caught Cheating - Autocorrect Fails and Funny Text Messages - SmartphOWNED
Ex's song BAhahahahaha!!
Check out the latest Pinterest Humor @ http://pinteresthumor.com | Funny Pictures & Funny Quotes
Don't know why this is so funny to me.
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want need 25 More random stuff I dont need but kinda want... (37 photos)
Humorous door mat. Buy for the Matt or Matthew in your life
Mat, Doormat.... I want him
front door or back door mat
Front door mat. Funny.
Don't know what you have until it's gone Helen....especially at my house!!! :)
For my roommate.
Funny Friendship, Friends Lists, Some People, My Life, So True, Fun Things, So Funny, Facebook Friends, True Stories
If only I had Facebook. So true for some people.
Funny Friendship Ecard: I would delete you off of my facebook friends list, but then you wouldn't be able to see all the fun things I do without you.
my life >>> your life.
this is so mean, and so funny....
Someecards Funny, Best Friends Forever, Applying, Bff Yup, Amber, Bff S, Bahaha, Bffs, Aahhahah
lol! @Amber Morphis
@Jessica Mendell bahaha =) you're stuck with me!
The secret behind most BFFs!
someecards #funny #laugh #someecards #yourecards
@Brittany Soulek this applies to you.
We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much
Laughing, Three Language, Life, Quotes, Giggles, Truths, Funny Stuff, So True, True Stories
this made me giggle.
True story. I'm fluent in three languages
Fluent in three languages... oh. so. true.
this makes me laugh... so true
Just some funny stuff that makes me laugh!
i wish i couldve done this at my old job!
Talk To Me, Off Work, Social Workers, My Life, To Work, So True, My Job, So Funny, Shut Up
What it feels like when I'm off work and my partner tells someone in public that I'm a social worker
Lol my life.
This is so true about a certain person I used to work with. Hahah
I so shouldn't repin this but it's just so funny!!!
Please shut up. I'm off the clock and refuse to listen to you for free.
Talk to me ONLY during work!