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Clarify doctors handwriting - only for a select  few of course

Sure Doctor, please continue to verbally berate me, while you're on call. All I wanted was to clarify a friggin order you wrote, that read like shitty chicken scratch.or clarify conflicting orders in the EMR

I'm not a gynocologist but I know a cunt when I see one!

Ambien 10 mg at hs prn for "getting on the nurses nerves". Or Ativan or Haldol or anything.

Is the bed ready?

I'm so proud of myself that I could read & understand this. Looks like that nursing degree paid off!

I cannot not tell you how many parents in my classroom will take their kid to the ER for a freaking paper cut!!!!!  Drives me nuts!

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Trump is like a tumor that keeps fooling its host into ignoring it until it's too late.

Remember, I work the medical field...

Remember, I work the medical field. Your going to have to say a lot to gross me out- seriously! So true haha

Taco Bell Bathroom | Funny Memes

Taco Bell Bathroom Funny Meme

Funny Workplace Ecard: No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell.

In laymans terms... your head is up your ass!

So do we Surgical Techs, since we hand the instruments to the surgeons in the operating room! LOL We are the forgotten medical personnel.

Why men are assholes

Funny Reminders Ecard: I swear some men were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

You have 8 facial piercings, nipple rings, and tattoos covering 75% of your body. You don't get to cry when I state that I'm here to start your IV!

You have 8 facial piercings, nipple rings, and tattoos covering of your body. You don't get to cry when I state that I'm here to start your IV! But iv's hurt!

.The things that make people panic.

Nursing eCard: "Omg, there is blood in your IV tubing? This is a sign of imminent death! Just be patient while I get a lifesaving flush, okay?

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