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Funny Baby Ecard: The government is NOT your babies daddy. So get a job or don't have kids if you can't afford it on your own!

You my dear, are the Muthafuckin Shit.

When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

Funny Confession Ecard: The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

Haha, sarcastic inspiration: "The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It"

things that make you go hhmmm....

SO DAMN TRUE! My husband sister! 3 kids, on food stamps & works at a gas station, lol! She's only But no matter what she'll manage to get some ridiculous new tattoo, lol!

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

This made me giggle! Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Thank you for sending me to time out. I really thought about what I'd done wrong and constructed a plan for better future behavior. Said no child ever. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

My kid doesn't even need 'time outs' because we raised him to understand you respect your elders.this is why 'time out' never works LoL

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping', said no woman ever.

eCard--"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no women ever. So true

And this is why our 6 year old does not throw temper tantrums, shows respect ("yes/no sir/ma'am") and has manners ("yes/no thank you" or "yes/no please"). Demonstrate to them NOW so they can and will grow up to be a respectable adult. Tough love, baby. Works like a charm.

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

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