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I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here--or dropping mail and everything else you don't know what to do with on the countertops!  LOL!

"I could keep this kitchen clean if you people would just stop eating here." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Funny:)

This was so me in school!My Dad would always ask me as a Kid and even now as a teacher if they didn't let me talk in school. Because I'd talk so much when I got home!

Isn't this the truth! | You look great when you go out, but don't see anyone you know. You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it's a reunion.| Hair & Beauty Memes | beauty humor | hair humor | lol | @Essence Magazine

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You have on sweats, no makeup and messy hair and suddenly it’s a reunion.

i'm pretty sure i know the girl who did this. Yes. Yes I do.:)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Oh honey, you must have been confused. You're supposed to live out Bible verses, not just get them tattooed and hope that does the trick.

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

Funny Stuff: Mommy’s On The Phone

It's more like "Mom is on the phone, lets play 20 questions, and ask her if I can do all the things she said no about 2 minutes ago." said ALL of my children.

Dedicated to the people that laughed at me at the stop light.

s singing all the time doesn’re an amazing singer and want everyone to hear them… singing is just fun :)

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!

i HATE voicemail

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

Especially now I have a child...:/

Funny pictures about Dear sleep. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sleep. Also, Dear sleep.

Sleep calculations

I do this every night. Also I wake up in the middle of the night, I calculate how much MORE sleep I have before my alarm goes off .

everyday I feel this way

Haven’t had my coffee yet, don’t make me kill you. // People should not annoy me before I have my coffee. You'll just a sarcastic response that is intended to make you shut up and go away.

YES! That is so accurate!!  Works with grandkids too!!

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