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    This happens all the time!

    Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon or something, because that could be fun.

    No kidding!

    I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I'm more upset about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.

    Yep ;)

    Glitter nail polish... gets me every time

    True... so true...

    Done this so many times....

    my life...

    It's true.

    AMEN!

    I'm sorry I don't have time to cater to your petty bullshit. And by sorry, I mean fuck you.

    All the time lol

    all the time

    I laughed a lot at this!

    Yep.

    Well you did.

    If I died and went to hell today, it would probably take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.

    So true!