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Funny Friendship Ecard: Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

Funny Confession Ecard: Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy an entire room.

Funny Confession Ecard: I really don't have a problem with her, as long as she doesn't talk to me, look at me, or is anywhere near me...and I don't see or hear her name.

Oh I am glad this other people think this about a few people as well hahaha this was good! - You can NOT tell me there is not at least one person you feel this way about right ;

Green Day  Death Cab for Cutie  Sleeping with Sirens  Attack Attack!  The Devil Wears Prada  Anberlin  Flyleaf  Chiodos  Woe is Me  Hands Like Houses  Pierce the Veil  mewithoutyou  Brand New  Memphis May Fire  Asking Alexandria  My Chemical Romance  Florence + the Machine  Nirvana  etc...

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

“There’s just no need for it (piv). Our bodies weren’t made for that. A big clue is that every hetero female’s “first time” is painful. No other form of stimulation is painful. a woman has to make her body not feel pain via piv over time.{ author claims there are other ways to become pregnant??? Liberal feminism

Funny Friendship Ecard: Bless your heart. You don't realize you are batshit crazy do you?

25 Funny Ecards You Can Use to make Your Friends Laugh

Make your friends cheer by sending them Funny E-cards.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Thanks for being the type of friend who doesn& question why you heard the toilet flush when we& on the phone.

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? That's about what it would take for me to attend a princess party.

drinking, someecards, funny pictures

Study: Alcohol Associated With Small Intestinal Bacterial Overgrowth

Alcohol the best night time speech slurring headache creating dehydration having drink spilling charm killing so you think you can dance medicine

You hide crazy like a bikini hides an extra 45 pounds. | Seasonal Ecard | someecards.com

You hide crazy like a bikini hides an extra 45 pounds.I know some people like this!

This is actually my life right now.

sometimes I just can't tell

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

You don't bother me, I won't let you.

e-card: I almost let what you said upset me. Then i remembered you're a spoiled, immature bitch.

As evidenced by the 10 year old walking around with his dad in target today with his unedited rap music at full volume in his pocket.

Funny Graduation Ecard: I believe basic common sense should be taught in schools since it obviously isn't being taught at home any longer.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.