Lol

I'm always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch on fire. Liar, Liar, pants on fire!

I would like this for the women who always seem to be able to find negative...glue up bitches your negativity needs to stop ;)

I have totally handed my students a glue stick and told them to use it as chapstick! So hilarious that I find this later!

So true

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Oh I so understand this ..Wa-hoooo !

"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. Totally me!

FOX News summed up in one ecard..

better late than ugly ;) actually I usually just arrive ugly since I hate being late!

SERIOUSLY

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

This is so true sometimes!  Ha ha.

Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power, Amen, visit the Carl Vinson, VAMC!

Your ridiculous photos and overly happy statuses aren't fooling anyone!  And you know who you are!

Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life. Remind you of someone?

Sad, but true!  #resolution #humor

You will NOT see me run or jog period. You will not make me run or jog i refuse and probably will throw something at you. The only time i run is if something is chasing after me.

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