Someday, I will own a coffee shop in downtown Chattanooga or similar, and I will hang this on the wall so everyone who rushes through in the morning on the way to the office may stop and read it and have a smile to start their day.
u say: OMG DID U HEAR?? some actress got accosted in central park!! Yah like... uh blonde? Shes really famous!! I think she was stabbed!! Uh.. Reese something?
they say: Witherspoon?
u say: No! With a knife probably :)