that's exactly what I was thinking.
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Ditto! You can't tell me that skinny feels better than chocolate (chip cookies), cheesecake, or spaghetti taste. I'd rather enjoy food and be a healthy weight than give up the food I love or starve and be SKINNY. If being skinny is that important to you, you might want to rethink you're priorities.
"Actually I'm pretty sure chocolate tastes as good as skinny feels." If it means avoiding chocolate, then I'd say it tastes better. Skinny isn't worth a life without chocolate...or much of anything, actually. Skinny isn't healthy. Chocolate is healthy. There...I've said it.
Actually I'm pretty sure chocolate tastes as good as skinny feels. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
I'm pretty sure chocolate tastes better* than skinny feels. Or Fit feels. Or fat feels. Or any size feels.
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Actually I'm pretty sure chocolate tastes as good as skinny feels.
I know for a fact that chocolate tastes so much better than how skinny feels or tastes.
......chocolate tastes better than skinny feels. lol! True.
Story of my life
I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat.
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I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat. | lol! Story of my life, funny ecards.
I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat. I have had this thought SO many times!
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High school girls everywhere: YOU ARE NOT FAT. You will be in three years though, probably, so stop worrying now.
I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat. yeah, i was so "fat" in high school!
YES! Like freshman year of high school...I think I wore a size 5 and thought I was huge!
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I wish I was as skinny as I was back when I thought I was fat.
Aint that the truth, LMOA!
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Man I would be one skinny bitch
Cuz you would be super skinny
Oooh, I'd be sooo skinny.
I'd be incredibly skinny
I'd be a skinny bitch!
I'd be sooo skinny ;)
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I've been on this diet for 20 years! It works wonders! ;)
Best diet plan ever but prob not the most successful :-)
Hahahah! Would be great if it worked that way!
lol this really is the story of my life.
ive tried and i think its working!!!!!!
Story of my life! Can I get an amen?
Haha.. Funny stuff but true.
STORY OF MY LIFE.
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Ahhh Ryan is the worst about this!!! The other day he asked me where his drill was.....seriously!?!?!
I'm not just a wife and a Mother. I'm also an Item Location Specialist. #ecards @Eloise Cornbuckle Karlen
Yes, kid loses it, mom is busy asks dad to look, 5 minutes of looking later mom gets mad and finds it in 5 seconds! True story.
Even with my husband. Just move one box in the pantry and you will find what you swear we don't have!
HIM: "Where is the ketchup?" ME: Oh, it's kept in the oven now".....really?? Look in the fridge door with a bottle with a RED label!
I'm expected to find things I'm not responsible for such as shoes that I do not wear, soccer balls that I do not play with and homework that I am not responsible for turning in!!!
I'm not just a wife and a Mother. I'm also an Item Location Specialist. | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Amen! Even before marriage and moving in together I was finding Jon's things...from 5 miles away.. Haha
It's not truly lost until mom can't find it! We had the great 'TV remote' locate here yesterday...it's been a month or more since anyone has even watched the TV in that room. Guess who found it after 3 adult males looked for 20 minutes? Mom walked right in and put her hands on it within 15 seconds. Duh!
Hmm, don't know how to feel about this one. "Fat" is relative to the person. What is considered "fat" today are horridly, morbidly obese people, and generally 'fat' people aren't considered fat at all. So to me, if I'm over my ideal weight for my height, I'd call myself fat: because that's the medical consensus. If you don't think so, then I'm not the one with the problem.
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When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there.... all fat.
This happens to me all the time! I must be the best motivation in the group! lol
buajajajajajaaaa all the time... with my perfect friends... <3
Haha oh yes! Thank you to all of my skinny friends! Lol ;)
I can't tell you how many of my skinny friends do that.
Humm, skinny friend, that would be me then!
Skinny people thinking there fat...
Skinny bitches! Lol
All the time!
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i’m hysterical and brilliant but not a size 2….God had to be fair… | I Love Funny Pics
I always say this...god made me beautiful & smart but short & poor! Ha ha ha
My life makes total sense now :)
haha cant be both
HaHa! So true!
True fact :)
Dreaming of being skinny. lol
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I kind of laughed out loud with this one, even though it is so true and not supposed to be "that" funny..
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Ahaha. These ecards make me laugh, there is one for everything.
I laughed too hard at this, and it's so true
"Real Friends" - Funny stuff! =)
so true...my life
Happy manic pre-pre-holiday week! Thursday Thoughts, organized into categories so I myself could follow along. Enjoy. Thursday Thoughts on Food I have been PARCHED all week. What gives? Am I still dehydrated from my weekend bender? I've recently come to the realization that I hate white beans. I hate to be a bean racist, but it appears I am. I think I'll substitute the pinto bean when they're called for in a recipe. Dear God we're only two days into the holiday food gifts arriving to the office, and I'm already feeling like I actually AM an enormous chocolate covered pretzel. Are you baking for Christmas? I think I want to do chocolate chip sea salted caramel cookies, peppermint or orange meltaways? I hope next weekend finds me ready to get down on it in the kitchen. Thursday Thoughts on TV I roared laughing at this. What? You want to know when I will stop talking about Teen Mom 2 like it's essential to daily living? Never. After watching Barbara Walters last night, MFD and I are convinced that she is actually humanly dead and now just appearing on TV as a robot. After seeing Honey Boo Boo on Baba Wawa, MFD went to the real Wawa to get Cheetos at 10:30 pm. No shit. Thanks for the inspiration Honey B. I need Gangnam Style to stop. For eternity. Oh, Justin Bobby. Eleventy billion people repinned this from me on pinterest. America still loves to hate your weirdness. And again, MTV, The Hills was good and all, but how about a rerun of the first two seasons of Laguna Beach? One of the most hilarious actresses on TV: Thursday Thoughts on Fashion Stop. Hammer time. Stop. Pants go'way. I have been on a tear this year buying colored flats. What color do I need? Freaking black. Thursday Thoughts on Books I've been in a reading slump. I picked three books up from the library last night I'm hoping they'll pick me up: Penelope by Rebecca Harrington Domestic Violets by Matthew Norman The Unfinished Work of Elizabeth D. By Nichole Bernier Thanks to Heather H. For urging me to get more involved with Good Reads. I don't think I'll be at a loss for what to read again! Thursday Thoughts on the best e-card of the week Thursday Thoughts on Christmas Twice this week MFD and I have slept on the couches (with the dogs crowding my couch, of course) under the glow of our Christmas tree lights. I love doing that. And luckily our couches flipping rock. Last night MFD and I were on our couches with the dogs for a solid two hours without moving. And without hearing or seeing our lit and decorated Christmas tree fall into the wall. Ho ho HO.
True story. -HH - Rants and Giggles
This is why I adore Pinterest!
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Not talking to anyone is the key here #Pinterest #funny
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And it's awesome #pinterest #funny #ecards
And it's awesome. #pinterest #addict
haha so true, not a sad eatter
Lol! #funny #pinterest #humor
Ain't that the truth
Haha so true
Actually I'm pretty sure chocolate tastes as good as skinny feels.
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For some people I know who think they are perfect and their lives are too!!! This is for you!!! Funny stuff!!! I need a good laugh!!!
Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Why does Facebook even give me the option to like my own status? of course I like my status. Im fucking hilarious. And sexy.
Funny Family Ecard: 16 and pregnant? What about 18 and graduated ? 22 and successful? funnies
Funny Birthday Ecard: Happy Birthday to the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass.
Hahaha! I just laughed out loud, and everyone around is looking at me funny!
Too funny. so true. haha
with you, it's different true Funny truth m..f....
This is just another blog where you can find ONLY funny e-cards. None of them are original, they are all reblogged, so I'm not taking credit for any of them. Enjoy!
Today I was in an epically bad mood at work today which resulted in indulging in my favorite past time....scouring Someecards for funny things. Thus, this post and my Wedding Wednesday post on my personal book blog are all about the Someecards. Some of my favorite bookish Someecards...for shits and giggles today. THIS IS TRUE. This is a very important skill when you are almost done with an epic book and NEEEED to finish it and waiting until work is over will not cut it! Best kind of book club :P I have so many people I'd kill off in a book...not just past relationships! WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?! And this is when the book blogging community makes me feel sane.. ALL THE TIME. Here's to hoping for a better day tomorrow...and if that doesn't help I'll probably hide under my desk and read a book.
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My wine glass is always half empty - as in darn it I need more wine lol! But my life is lived as glass full:)
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine.
wine logic, so true, so true!
wine logic. so true.
Wine wine wine wine
wine logic - YEP!
my life motto
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holla. diets = not for me. healthy living in general is just so much better. and anyone who knows me knows that I am always hungry...haha.
haha my brother should have a shirt with this on it .haha so true
Story of my life e-card, story of my life.
Laughing because this is so true!!!
story of my life | always hungry
Hah! True! Story of my life
This made me giggle.
Funny rotten ecard
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Just curious if sissy is a bad mom too?! Helped w/ her recovery didn't you? Why help with something you don't believe in? LOL yah that's what I thought
Haha...although, I pretty much was born this way.
My mom......and y'all wonder where I get it from.
Just curious if sissy is a bad mom too?!
Reached that age? I was born this way!
looking forward to this day. :)
Oh, so true.
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My life... Everyday...#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
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everyday of my life story
My life... Everyday...
#humor #funny #ecards
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BABY------- You are living proof of this. Our kids are totally awesome because their mother has been their greatest influence. What a great job you have done.
no wonder my kids are so awesome....they have had 6 great moms...thanks Sandy, Debbie, Nancy, Jeannie, and Marie
i think i was the 1 to get it from my dad. but my kids definitely got it from their mom.
Just in case anyone was wondering how Carlee and Kaleb got to be such cool kids!!!
Just in case anyone was wondering how Addison got to be such a cool kid... :)
Ha ha ha... Well ok, maybe some from dad :)
Not in all cases but definitely in mine
I guess my momma j gave me mine.. :)
Sometimes so true
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Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them!
Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you'd miss them! Perfect for a future Valentines Day card :)
lol.. I love looking through all the funny stuff on here it just makes my day
Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill
Lololol so funny! I love my husband! :)
Haha! So true some days...
LOL that's my life!!!! ;)
Love my hubby
It's so true, though!!
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Am I the only one? I even dream about it! hahaha. ** Oh No you aren't the only one! I have Always thought to run away. Actually, to walk out the door and just keep walking is the way I think of it. :)
I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Am I the only one? I even dream about a mini vacation by myself! hahaha.
Amen, like running away to a tropical island with the hubby.
Am I the only one? I even dream about it! hahaha. Run away
I think of running away all the time
story of my life
haha so true