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Been there

eCards - I cannot formulate an expression using tangible words in any language that would even begin to express how much you piss me off.

this is the most accurate thing ever.

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

Work sucks

This was definitely me this morning. It sucks when you are expected to be completely with it at and your patient is a royal pain in the ass!

Middle finger

Another chance? Sorry, Im fresh out of chances. But I have this big middle finger that has been on back order for you.got someone perfect in mind for this!

Why men are assholes

Funny Reminders Ecard: I swear some men were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

You know you're the same way.

Funny Confession Ecard: On a scale of 1 to how serious are they when it says. 'do NOT drink alcohol while taking this medicine'?

This may be the most hilariously creative insult ever!!! And you have to read it in a southern accent. It makes it funnier!

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a piss-ant's go-cart two laps around a Cheerio. (What about 1 lap?

I've reached that age where my brain went from 'you probably shouldn't say that' to 'what the hell, let's see what happens'.

what's the worst that could happen, right? I've reached the age where my brain went from 'you probably shouldn't say that' to 'what the hell.

You misunderstand and get offended... then you expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in and missed GROW UP class.   #Deborah Tindle  #Deborah Lee Tindle

You misunderstand, get offended, & then expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in & missed GROW UP class. grow up class!