As a Serial Sneezer, I resent the implication that *I* have something to get over. I prefer to think of it as: I keep sneezing, you keep blessing me – obviously your prayers are not the prayers of a righteous person. YOU better get right.

Let's be honest...we've all thought this before.

Let's be honest...we've all thought this before.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I'd fake blindness to touch you inappropriately.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I'd fake blindness to touch you inappropriately.

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I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, but if you continue to scream like that I'm going to act like I don't know you... Do you have your first 500 Twitter Followers? Check this out to know how… Please Repin this blog post and help others

That's it? Three likes and one comment? That shit was brilliant, people. BRILLIANT.

That's it? Three likes and one comment? That shit was brilliant, people. BRILLIANT.

The dealership tried to finance the car wash for my new car. LegalShield…

The dealership tried to finance the car wash for my new car. LegalShield…

Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now.

Dear Face Wash Commercials, Nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my bathroom is sopping wet now.

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