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I must have eaten a sexy beast that snorts when she laughs.

“You are what you eat.” “That’s Strange. I don’t think I’ve eaten any sexy beasts today.” (This just may be one of the coolest quotes I’ve ever seen!

An aftertaste of Efferdent and Depends....

Funny pictures about Save a person's life. Oh, and cool pics about Save a person's life. Also, Save a person's life.

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

lol, yup.. I would drink that class of water if you ever were on fire, horrible people

Gorgeous Rainbow Hair

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

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I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

When someone's laugh is funnier than joke.

this is so true around my husband. I always laugh harder at him laughing than I do at what was funny to begin with. I love him!

Hahaha...this is totally me! I love to walk fast and hit the elliptical, but mercy I hate to run! ~bzb

I never run with scissors...

I need to print this and post on my door at work...... !

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

from Isabella & Max Rooms

Funny christmas quotes - what are your wishes this year? For more funny quotes visit www.

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

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