My favorite Christmas movie
Sayings Quotes, Christmas Vacation Quotes, Christmas Movies, Books Tv Music Movie, Quotes 8 X10, Christmas Vacations Quotes, Holidays Quotes
People I, Introvert Problems, Ugh People, People Outside, My Life, I Hate People, Ecards, So Funny, Exactly People
My life in one ecard
Introvert problem. So true.
Free, Confession Ecard: I would leave my house more often if it wasn't always so people outside.
ugh people. No thanks. I'll just stay home.
so funny! and almost always how i feel...lol
Reminds me of a few people i know...
I hate people. Lol
This would be awesome
Totally Plays, 50S Housewife, Idea, I D Plays, Videos Games, Take My Money, Zombies Games, Videogames, Make It Happen
I would totally play this game…I HATE video games, but I'm behind this idea 100000000%.
Fairly certain that I've pinned this before, but I don't care. Someone make this game and/or movie happen! #videogames #zombies #gaming
I would totally play this game… <<< Shut up and TAKE MY MONEY!
50s Housewife Zombie game
I would totally play this game… please make it happen someone!
Amazing. i would totally play this. though i suck at zombie games. :p
Cutest wussing-out ever.
Funny Guys, Funny Pictures, Tough Shit, Tough Guys, Animal Gif, Funny Animal, So Funny, World Peace, Cute Animal Do Cute Stuff
Funny pictures of the day - You Think You're Tough Shit?
Tough guy huh. Idk why this is so funny to me
tough guy huh well Ill show you #funny #tough #animated #gif #humor #comedy #lol
With this Gif , we shall achieve world peace.
funny animal gif
That's what we'll do!
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Such a great idea, why is this not happening? :)
This is terrible. And funny. And dumb. But mostly dumb. :)
Work Humor, Laughing So Hard, Boss Humor, Crabby Boss, Autumn Funny, At Work Like, Super Crabby, So Funny, Can'T Stop Laughing
Oh my gosh I can't stop laughing! Just imagine your boss crawling around doing this :)
Crabby Boss gif. jokes, puns, work humor.
Super crabby boss lol
I don't know why this is so funny, but I'm laughing so hard
We all have that one friend...
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The Moon Moon of dolphins
Haha so true :p though I'm prob that one :p awww
Haha so funny! Can't stop laughing!
Idk why this made me laugh so hard
Grammar Jokes, Oxfords Comma, Oxfordcomma, Grammar Humor, Pet Peeves, Funny, English Teacher, Things, Oxford Comma
Seriously. Pet peeve too. The Oxford comma... It's a thing, check it out!
Why I Still Use the Oxford Comma. Grammar jokes
Funny thing haapen when you don't use Oxford Comma
The Oxford comma. #funny #grammar #humor
TRUE. My English teacher always tells us that the Oxford comma isn't necessary, but it really is!
#Grammar #Humor #OxfordComma #Loveit #Hateit
Funny Pics, Titanic, Funny Pictures, Diet Recipes, Food Humor, Funny Stuff, Funnystuff, Foodart, Food Art
Titanic with ice berg food art
lettuce have a moment... - (titanic)(iceberg)(post)(comments)(screenshot)(cucumber)(carving)(food art)vegetables) - #iceberg #iceberglettuce #lettuce #titanic #post #comments #screenshot #vegetables #cucumber #carving #foodart
Lol. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@ Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 81 Pics
ice berg lettuce titanic boat funny pics pictures pic picture image photo images photos lol
Titanic food humor!
I am the doctor.
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Made me giggle
I dont drink wine but this makes me laugh
Fluids only, the doctor said!! Funny stuff.
Just what the doctor ordered.
This pin is about 20% cooler for Doctor Who fans. And yes, I just quoted My Little Pony on my Doctor Who board, wanna fight about it?
The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself "the doctor" now. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
Creative Office Prank
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Careful what music you listen to in the office
Justin Bieber office prank.
Sat down to type an email at work today... found this
Click and read. "Knock knock, m*****f*****." Hilarious.
Giant Metals, The Doors, Funniest Blog, Laughing So Hard, Blog Posts, Front Doors, Metals Chicken, Knock Knock, Whole Chicken
Laughing so hard Im crying! FUNNIEST blog post EVER in life! Lmao! Beyoncé the giant metal chicken. "Knock knock, mother fucker." Via the blogess: "This morning I had a fight with Victor about towels. I can’t tell you the details because it wasn’t interesting enough to document at the time, but it was basically me telling Victor I needed to buy new bath towels, and Victor insisting that I NOT buy towels because I “just bought new towels“. Then I pointed out that the last towels I’d bought were hot pink beach towels, and he was all “EXACTLY” and then I hit my head against the wall for an hour. Then Laura came to pick me up so we could go to the discount outlet together, and as Victor gave me a kiss goodbye he lovingly whispered, “You are not allowed to bring any more goddam towels in this house or I will strangle you“. And that was exactly what I was still echoing through my head an hour later, when Laura and I stopped our shopping carts and stared up in confused, silent awe at a display of enormous metal chickens, made from rusted oil drums. Laura: I think you need one of those. me: You’re joking, but they’re kind of horrifically awesome. Laura: I’m not joking. We need to buy you one. me: The 5-foot tall one was $300, marked down to $100. That’s like, $200 worth of chicken for free. Laura: You’d be crazy not to buy that. I mean, look at it. IT’S FULL OF WHIMSY. me: Victor’d be pissed. Laura: Yup. me: But on the plus side? It’s not towels. Laura: Yup. me: We will name him Henry. Or Charlie. Or O’Shannesy. Laura: Or Beyoncé. me: Or Beyoncé. Yes. And when our friends are sad we can leave him at their front door to cheer them up. Laura: Exactly. It’ll be like, “You thought *yesterday* was bad? Well, now you have a enormous metal chicken to deal with. Perspective. Now you have it.” Then we flagged down a salesman, and we were all “What can you tell us about these chickens?”, as if we were in an art gallery, and not in a store that specializes in last years’ bathmats. He didn’t know anything about them, but he said that they’d only only sold one and it was to a really drunk lady, and then Laura and I were all “SOLD. All this chicken belongs to us now.” Insert-inappropriate-cock-joke-here. So he loaded it onto a trolley, but Beyoncé was surprisingly unstable, and the giant 5 foot metal chicken crashed over onto the floor. And Laura and I were all “CHICKEN DOWN! CLEAN-UP IN AISLE 3″ but he didn’t laugh. Then the manager came to see what was causing all the commotion, and that’s when he found the very-conservative salesman unhappily struggling to right an enthusiastically pointy chicken which was almost as tall as he was. The salesman was having a hard time, and he told everyone to stand back “because this chicken will cut you“, and at first I thought he meant it as a threat, like “That chicken has a shiv”, but turns out he just meant that all the chickens’ ends were sharp and rusty. It was awesome, and Laura and I agreed that even if we got tetanus, this chicken had already paid for himself even before we got it in her truck. Then we got to my house and quietly snuck the chicken up to my front door, rang the doorbell, and hid around the corner. Knock-knock, motherfucker. Victor opened the door and looked at the chicken in stunned silence for about 3 seconds. Then he sighed, closed the door and walked away. Laura: What the fuck? That’s it? That’s the only reaction we get? me: That’s it. He’s a hard man to rattle. Victor was surprisingly pissed that I’d “wasted money” on an enormous chicken, because apparently he couldn’t appreciate the hysterical value of a 5 foot chicken ringing the doorbell. Then I said, “Well, at least it’s not towels” and apparently that was the wrong thing to say because that’s when Victor screamed and stormed off, but I knew he was locked in his office because I could hear him punching things in there. Then I yelled through his door, “It’s an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. 15 YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS.” Then he yelled that he wanted it gone, but I couldn’t move it myself, so instead I said okay and went to watch tv. Then when the UPS guy came I hid, but he was all “Dude. Nice chicken” and Victor yelled, “IT IS NOT A NICE CHICKEN”. Which was probably very confusing to the UPS guy, who was just trying to be polite, Victor. Victor seemed more disgruntled than usual, so I finally dragged the chicken into the backyard and wedged it into a clump of trees so that it could scare the snakes away. Then I came in and Victor angrily pulled me into his office so that I could see that I’d stationed Beyoncé directly in front of his only window. And I was all “Exactly. YOU’RE WELCOME.” I told him that he could move Beyoncé if he wanted to, but he totally hasn’t. Probably because of all of the giant rocks I piled on Beyonce’s feet to dissuade burglars. Or possibly because Beyoncé is growing on him. Still, I can’t help but think that we wouldn’t even be having this argument if Beyoncé was towels. Honestly, this whole chicken is really a lesson in picking your battles more carefully. Plus, he’s awesome and I can’t stop giggling every time I look at him. Beyoncé, that is. Best. 15th anniversary. ever."
Hahahaaaaaa. So sad, so true. If only I were as skinny as the first time I thought I was fat.
Truths Hurts, Funny Pictures, Giggl, Deep Thoughts, Funny Stuff, Skinny Girls, Inspiration Quotes, True Stories, Young Girls
Yeah skinny girls, get over yourselves!
I have something to say to all the young girls out there | funny bits
Lmao. I was positive this was just an inspirational quote pinned in the humour section on accident.. Nope:)
Deep thoughts and self love: can't stop laughing. :)
The truth hurts
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 96 Pics
No Shave November? Two can play that game...
Haha Funny, No Shaving November Ecards, No Shaving November Funny, Funny Jokes, Hahaha No, So True, Ecards Funny Women, Funny Ecards Love, Bring It On
BRING IT ON!
No shave november #funny #women
Imágenes graciosas, humor, diversión, chistes #Humor #Fun #Joke #Funny #Jokes #Risas #Hahaha #Jajaja @FiorellaTwit
Yes, yes we do.
Brunettes, Hair Colors, Funny Things, Laugh, Blondes, Candies, Jaime Murray, Funny Stuff, True Stories
Hahaha, I like to think of myself as a blonde but I do know of certain brunettes that fit this.
The true reason I went dark with my hair color;)
Jaime Murray. mdr
Pinterest makes me love people I've never met. Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.
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Haha, so true.
Which would be why my Facebook went bye bye
TRUE STORY! Pinterest makes me love people I've never met. Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.
pinterest vs facebook. Funny but true!
LMAO this is so funny & true!
Anatomy of a gummy bear... This shit ain't right.
Gummy Bears, Bears Anatomy, Stuff, Jason Freeni, Art, Funny, Random, Anatomy Toys, Weird
Anatomy of a gummy bear... Weird and somehow funny
Gummi Bear Anatomy Toys by Jason Freeny📍
Teachers always seem to have weird random objects in their room, I want this to be one of mine! Anatomy of a Gummy Bear
"Anatomy of a gummy bear " by Jason Freeny #art #designer #toy #doll #sculpture #weird #collectible #cool #awesome #brains #bones #intestine #anatomy #dissection
Jason Freeny - Anatomically Correct See-Through Gummy Bear Food Stuffs Toy
Just not right...
Pet Peeves, Funny Pictures, Hilarious Photo, Ice Cream, Funny Stuff, Language, Trust Issues, True Stories, Icecream
Not Natural, lmao, ice cream, trust issues
23 hilarious photos to get you through Monday. I needed this.
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 86 Pics I bite my Ice cream lol
UGH a pet peeve of mine
Sorry for the language. I don't bite ice cream
People and ice cream #icecream