Pinterest • The world’s catalog of ideas

I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me to the car.

Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim...that way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim every morning.

(story of my life) Can't take credit for these good ideas - it was on pinterest! So true

Funny Thanks Ecard: Work? No, thank you. Do you have a paid position for being fabulous? For my sissy