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What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger. A little sad truth!

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

so me.lol "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

Humm, If I'm this crabby this young, I'm certain to be a bright ray of fuckin' sunshine later while scootin' around with my cane and wheelchair.

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: Humm, If I'm this crabby this young, I'm certain to be a bright ray of fuckin' sunshine later while scootin' around with my cane and wheelchair.

My housekeeping style is best described as "there appears to have been a struggle.

or no man at all... just let some things pass...

Funny Confession Ecard: Behind a nagging woman. There is a man not doing what he is supposed to! I believe that, but I feel sorry for the woman who have to do it!

Why no, I haven't lost weight, but thanks for thinking I was fat the last time you saw me.

Why no, I haven't lost weight, but thanks for thinking I was fat the last time you saw me. Haha Story of my life

Funny Sympathy Ecard: Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!

"Hurry up and clean the house! We don't want people to think we actually live the way we actually live!" Funny how my mom continually says we don't live like this! When well we kinda do mom.

That is me...everyday!

Yup got a paper due soon and haven't started. oh well fuck it! I'll do later

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