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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Awe it surely flatters me that your own ideas are so boring you have to copy mine! Oh I dont mind sweetie

And then she asked me if I wanted another glass of wine. I said 'bitch, don't ever ask me that again, I always want another glass of wine.'

Bellanca Bellanca Miller Hanna-Anderson Hanna-Anderson McNeil A good friend knows better!

Ahaaa  If she only knew???!!!!!!

Funny Workplace Ecard: I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is no, you're not worth it.

ummm..yeah...a few people I know need to take this to heart...not that i have never been excluded...just thinking in present terms...

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

@Kendra Cozzens I feel like this could be true but usually I count the number of times I use it in shift change. LOL!

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: My co-workers know what kind of day it's going to be by the number of times I say fuck by

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Good think I work in advertising where it's socially acceptable to drink at work. LOLOL Funny Workplace Ecard: If they aren't going to let me drink at work, then they shouldn't let fucktards work here.


What Being Homeschooled Is Actually Like

All I'm saying is thatpunching someone in thethroat should be seenas constructivecriticism ratherthan assault.

Funny New Year's Ecard: My New Year's resolution is to stop kidding myself about lifestyle changes. Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway.

I wouldn't be such a smart ass if you wouldn't give me so much to work with!

Funny Confession Ecard: I wouldn't be such a smart ass if you wouldn't give me so much to work with!