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Just checking if you still want me to pay attention to the inane details of your life while Twitter is down.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Awe it surely flatters me that your own ideas are so boring you have to copy mine! Oh I dont mind sweetie

And then she asked me if I wanted another glass of wine. I said 'bitch, don't ever ask me that again, I always want another glass of wine.'

Bellanca Bellanca Miller Hanna-Anderson Hanna-Anderson McNeil A good friend knows better!

Ahaaa  If she only knew???!!!!!!

Funny Workplace Ecard: I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is no, you're not worth it.

ummm..yeah...a few people I know need to take this to heart...not that i have never been excluded...just thinking in present terms...

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

@Kendra Cozzens I feel like this could be true but usually I count the number of times I use it in shift change. LOL!

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: My co-workers know what kind of day it's going to be by the number of times I say fuck by

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Good think I work in advertising where it's socially acceptable to drink at work. LOLOL Funny Workplace Ecard: If they aren't going to let me drink at work, then they shouldn't let fucktards work here.

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What Being Homeschooled Is Actually Like

All I'm saying is thatpunching someone in thethroat should be seenas constructivecriticism ratherthan assault.

Funny New Year's Ecard: My New Year's resolution is to stop kidding myself about lifestyle changes. Nobody likes a cheap, skinny, sober bitch anyway.

I wouldn't be such a smart ass if you wouldn't give me so much to work with!

Funny Confession Ecard: I wouldn't be such a smart ass if you wouldn't give me so much to work with!

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