Funny Family Ecard: I pin more food and sarcastic comments than anything. People must think I am one fat bitch.

Funny Family Ecard: I pin more food and sarcastic comments than anything. People must think I am one fat bitch.

I think I know my husband's and that's about it. Maybe my aunt's house phone (hope she never goes completely mobile!) lol

I think I know my husband's and that's about it. Maybe my aunt's house phone (hope she never goes completely mobile!) lol

The problem isn't my lack of prioritizing exercise, but rather my love of wine, comfort, and friends :)

The problem isn't my lack of prioritizing exercise, but rather my love of wine, comfort, and friends :)

It’s gotten to the point where I can't even call what I'm doing “procrastinating” anymore, I should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future”.

It’s gotten to the point where I can't even call what I'm doing “procrastinating” anymore, I should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future”.

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

I don't have an attitude problem.  You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha

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