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Let's open a new store called Forever We can sell wine and spanx. Omg I'm closer to 39 than

I love how coffee tricks me into think I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

Why not go do some fun stuff, like traveling, before you settle down with a guy and even a family forever?

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

I saw this on Tumblr. The quote is not wise.  It's wiser not to allow anyone to get to you that much--why care that much about someone who annoys you?

LOL funny quote quotes true true story humor anger relate so true relatable PISSED OFF

LOL, I love ecards I hate those signs lol

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Pretty much sums my days off..

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I ate healthy and excercised today. I better fucken wake up skinny.

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

"I'm still washing my hands, honey! Be out in a minute."

Finally got my sink fixed! Wine on Tap! Right handle is Red Wine, Left handle is White :) Perfect!

Always there for me...@hollye

I don't often talk shit about people and if I do its usually things I've said to their face but it still would be GREAT to have a friend like this! Who's signing up to be that friend?

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