The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” --LOLZ!!!

The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” --LOLZ!!!

Facebook shower curtain.  perfect gift for someone's first college apt!  :)

Facebook shower curtain. perfect gift for someone's first college apt! :)

I Fu&%#@^ love watermelon!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol this one makes me giggle every time

I Fu&%#@^ love watermelon!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol this one makes me giggle every time

Mulan kills me. Snow white's short skirt. The longer you look at it the funnier it gets....can't stop laughing!!

Mulan kills me. Snow white's short skirt. The longer you look at it the funnier it gets....can't stop laughing!!

hahahahaha best..... song.. ever!!!! (gunpowder and lead, miranda lambert) haha

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hahahahaha best..... song.. ever!!!! (gunpowder and lead, miranda lambert) haha

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