You claim you're a bad bitch; yet you have no house, no car, and no job. . . You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, Bitch! There's a difference.

You claim you're a bad bitch; yet you have no house, no car, and no job. . . You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, Bitch! There's a difference.

How i managed to keep you alive but kill every houseplant I have ever owned is beyond me ...

How i managed to keep you alive but kill every houseplant I have ever owned is beyond me ...

So true it seems sometimes! Although the screaming does NOT fly around this house :) @jrecchia

So true it seems sometimes! Although the screaming does NOT fly around this house :) @jrecchia

Except for me, it's more like 8:08 - 8:13 when I leave my house. Depending on how big the mountain of snow is on my car.

Except for me, it's more like 8:08 - 8:13 when I leave my house. Depending on how big the mountain of snow is on my car.

Your loving and patient mother clocks off at 8:00pm. I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and 'I've had enough!' mother arrives. OK? OK.

Your loving and patient mother clocks off at 8:00pm. I suggest you get your tiny butt in bed before angry and 'I've had enough!' mother arrives. OK? OK.

Funny Confession Ecard: I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait..no. False alarm.

Funny Confession Ecard: I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait..no. False alarm.

Let's take a moment to discuss how making me angry means you'll have a bad day

Let's take a moment to discuss how making me angry means you'll have a bad day

Hilarious meme from the house of funny  Click on the picture to see hundreds more!

Hilarious meme from the house of funny Click on the picture to see hundreds more!

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