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Why or why do i always forget this until i have been dragged into cleaning up the mess - 'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Sorry that doing my best displeases you. Do tell me how I can stretch myself further to meet your impossibly high standards. LIFE OF A TEACHER!

So sorry to hear that the Karma cake you baked yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected... Perhaps a nice glass of 'I Fucking told you so' will help wash it down!!

Funny Breakup Ecard: So sorry to hear that the Karma cake you baked yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected. Perhaps a nice glass of 'I Fucking told you so' will help wash it down!

Life is unapologetic...karma will respond to those who possess hateful thoughts and actions...unhappiness will ruin every attempt at success until the realization comes that it is they who are backwards...

Life is unapologetic.karma will respond to those who possess hateful thoughts and actions.unhappiness will ruin every attempt at success until the realization comes that it is they who are backwards.

This is so me! I automatically start cleaning when I'm mad or upset!

I clean when I'm frustrated. So, if you show up unannounced & our house is clean. You might want to reconsider your visit especially if it is my daughter doing the cleaning.

Sometimes I don't answer your calls because I'm too tired to give you advice that your not going to take.

but some people just don't take advice. If you call and want to confide.better take the advice they give you. If you call to confide, what do ya want in return?

I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

I would actually look forward to Mondays

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. How do they know me so well?

Vodka Vs Wine

Vodka vs wine - A person with a basement full of vodka: alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy - Indeed

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