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WHY I NEVER TOLD MY KIDS THESE LIES.Funny Family Ecard: My parents accused me of lying today. I looked at them and said 'tooth fairy, easter bunny, santa claus' and walked away like a boss.

So me!!!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: SNAUGHLING: Laughing so hard you snort, then laugh because you snorted, then snort because you laughed.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

Lol so true! "You never told me that!" Um, yeah, I did.

My true friends know this about me ;)

Real Friends crop photos :) So true!

This is why I don't wear a watch

Its fuck this shit o clock somewhere!

People always ask a 911 center how the roads look. And you hold back from saying, 'do you realize that you just called a 911 center?  If its snowing, we have barely had time to go to the bathroom, let alone go outside.  And the folks out there don't have time to give a road condition report either....dumbass!

I'm not bothered by weather update reports, but this makes me laugh anyway.

Funny Sympathy Ecard: No, cramps dont hurt. Its just my body laying a fucking egg and if it doesnt get used, my body will just RIP down the walls inside me. No biggie.

Some Ecards.ugh i feel it.

I might have pinned this already, but it's certainly how I feel today lol

Free, Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days…

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job..

Totally works for a catholic school!

"Sweetie, I'm gonna need you to put those few remaining brain cells together and work with me here, okay?"

trying so hard not to laugh out loud but oh GOD this is hilarious!

Be cautious

Be cautious

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i don't hate my job. but i suppose the support group wouldn't hurt any.

Stay at home mom syndrome :)

Funny Baby Ecard: I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz. Don't we all have days like this.

bahah. this is the future of the younger generation.

In the near future, little old ladies won't be able to knit, sew, or quilt, but they'll take awesome self-pics in the bathroom mirror.so sad this is our generation :(



describes my boyfriend's ex perfectly. Hahaha

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.