Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like 'Man, my subconscious is hilarious!'

Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like 'Man, my subconscious is hilarious!'

Gosh this made me laugh, spesh since Spring JUST sprung and the girls haven't let a moment pass before they squeeze into their "shorts". Yikes!

Gosh this made me laugh, spesh since Spring JUST sprung and the girls haven't let a moment pass before they squeeze into their "shorts". Yikes!

I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold, like why you gotta play me like that.

I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold, like why you gotta play me like that.

Hey I won't be in today...I have Anal Glaucoma... I can't see my ass coming into work.

Hey I won't be in today...I have Anal Glaucoma... I can't see my ass coming into work.

Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh wait.. I'm a mom. -- Omg!! Story of my life... Kids don't believe in weekends or any days off for that matter.

Woo-hoo, it's Friday...

Woo hoo, it's Friday! Oh wait.. I'm a mom. -- Omg!! Story of my life... Kids don't believe in weekends or any days off for that matter.

LOL for Mondays.  Smile the way through your day & by Tuesday Monday will seem far away (:

LOL for Mondays. Smile the way through your day & by Tuesday Monday will seem far away (:

baha! This is for real my disconnected relationship with feelings. At rare moments, they strike out of nowhere, then as a hater of drama I push them off before they can even be processed. Perhaps not healthy, but I end up "okay"  :D

baha! This is for real my disconnected relationship with feelings. At rare moments, they strike out of nowhere, then as a hater of drama I push them off before they can even be processed. Perhaps not healthy, but I end up "okay" :D

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