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Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions. #ECards
i don't believe everything happens for a reason. sometimes things just happen. and yes, sometimes i just make bad decisions
Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions. (I don't like calling people stupid, but this is funny!!! Definitely have felt compelled to say this before, but held my tongue)
so true, so true. This everything happens for a reason quote gets under my skin. just saying ....
Stupid Parents Quotes | saw this card on a friend’s FB wall. Made me laugh out loud. Made ...
Yep that pretty much sums up my life :) just gotta laugh and move on...
Yes, sometimes that is the reason... #truth
This made me laugh. So true.
This is sooooo my husband!
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Hahaha!! Yup that me. Lol!!
knees to chest! Lol!
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EVERY STUCK UP, OUT OF TOWN UofD student needs to read this and get a move on, cuz i got places to BE and im in the mood to run u the hell over! It sayd Pedestrians have the right of WAY, NOT the right to be a complete DUCHE BAG!
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, I repeat, KNEES TO CHEST!! ~This goes out to all the tourists who come to the beach and forget what crosswalks are for and what "walk/don't walk" signs mean. If you step out in front of my Jeep when I have the right-of-way, I will bounce you right off my bumper ;)
Every day of my life at Eastern. Just because the legal law says pedestrians have right of way doesn't mean the law of physics agrees. (My car vs. your body)
I want you to cross the street fast, but if you marching band highstep across the street, I might get out of the car to point and laugh.
I cant stop laughing at this...and its not even THAT funny. Just picture some dude walking infront of your car this way.
HaHa! ;) total pet peeve of mine..people sauntering slowly in front of the cars
I just about died laughing freaking hilarious! And so true
And a thank you wave wouldn't hurt!
hahaha esp. at walmart
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I'm like, "Oh, alright. Thanks!", in real life, but then behind their backs I'm like, "I can do this thing, people. I'll get better. Jeez." LOL
Ha! Yes sometimes yes!
Story of my life...
Everyday of my life
This is my life.
hahah my life
Lol every time!!! Who knows why we do that haha
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Haha! So true! AND sorry for the profanity but that aside it cracked me up so true & so funny :)
I don't know why this is so funny, but I can't stop laughing
Not sure why I think this is so funny, but it's kinda true!
This is so funny because that is exactly what I do.
Haha so true. Minus the Kesha part
soo truuueeee!! So funny!!
So funny and true.
haha so true of me
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all the time. #gas #procrastination #humor #life #factsoflife #driving #ecard #funny #drivedana #statenisland #newyork #nyc
Gas. #gas #procrastination #humor #life #factsoflife #driving #ecard #funny #driversed
Yes I am def a progastinator lol
such a bad habit lol but so true
such a bad habit lol
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I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to bullsh*t, drama, and pretending. #quotes #truth #AboutMe
Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B.S., drama, and pretending.
Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B.S., drama, and pretending. This pretty much describes me!! :-)
I'm not anti social. I just have a strong aversion to B. S., drama, and pretending.
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#Truth #Drama #Bs #ecards
So true! I hate drama.
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A Collection of 28 Hilarious Quotes to Make You Laugh- if people only knew the things my filter did keep in.....
Enter conversation at your own risk. So true, Ha! I'm sorry, I don't like people to tell me what I want to hear. I WILL cry most of the time but i will learn from it. (If it is true) Silly lil things, Ditto! If you have lipstick on you're teeth I will tell you. Even if I don't know you. II want you to do the same for me. Public or not. If you ask me if you are fat and I think you really do need to loose a few pounds, I will tell you the truth. If I'm blabbing on line too much, tell me to STFU.
I used to be shy, now I'm vocal. Not saying thats a good thing, just the way it is.
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A Collection of 28 Hilarious #Quotes to Make You Laugh #funny
Just a little #humor. #Life is too short not to laugh...
Sometimes the smartest thing to say is nothing at all.
Some people can't handle the truth, what can I say :)
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.
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HELLO Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.THIS IS A JOHN LENNON QUOTE FYI!!!!
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Thank goodness. My procrastination is for the greater good of my being
This should be on my grave stone!!!! Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
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Hang this artful canvas print above your living room seating group to create a stylish conversation space, or display it in the foyer for eye-catching appeal. Crafted in the USA, this charming design showcases an inspirational script motif. Product: Canvas printConstruction Material: Fine art canvas and woodFeatures: Includes a certificate of authenticity by the artistMade in the USAReady to hang Cleaning and Care: Dust lightly using a soft, clean, lint-free cotton cloth
Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
The tine you enjoy waiting is not wasted time. #quote
The Time Canvas Print, Oliver Gal at Joss and Main
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So, you know I love my husband. This really did make me laugh though, because there is some truth to it.
Mandy...saw this and thought of you!!! This was written for me no doubt!!!!
Not my exact words but the thought is along the same lines...
LOL!!! This is so funny! One of the best ones I've seen!
Honey do list
Haha so true
oh HELL YES
All the time!!!
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aint that the truth! This is how I feel at Champps when crazy wine lady comes in.
My life considering I don't drink, maybe I should start?
LOL! sometimes, life makes me feel like i need a drink!
I feel this way alot.... And I don't even drink :/
I feel like this is my life too often as of late
This is how I feel when there's drama going down
Quit drinking and now this is my new motto...
How I feel almost everyday at school!
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so damn true, most days anyway...
so damn true right now!! Amen!
Hahahahha. so damn true
so damn true!!! bahaha
The Damn Truth!
Words of wisdom
so damn true!
I happen to have a best friend this reminds me of :)
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@Amanda Wilbourn-Leggett remember when you called me from walmart so that you wouldnt have to talk to someone who was there? good times.
lol, I do this all the time! I hate the awkwardness of running into people you have no interest in seeing.
Yup...I do that all the time when info back home and run into people from high school
I have only done this a million times in my life..
Every time I see someone from high school
hahah truth. i hate awkward situations
hahaha yesss! Happens all the time
This is totally me!!
hate awkward moments
Isn't that the truth...
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On my way to work: "Man it's going to be such a good day, I'm going to get so much work done!" 9:03 am: "Man I can't wait to go home!"
I love my job but, this is so funny!
so funny! This is totally me lol
I don't mind going to work...
My thoughts exactly!!
story of my life
Haha so true
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I'm not anti - social. I'm selectively social. No doubt this is me & the hubs to a 't'
I'm not anti - social. I'm selectively social. HA! Story of my life
I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference.
i suppose i could describe my husband as selectively social....
Funny eCard Im not anti social, Im selectivly social
I'm not anti - social. I'm selectively social. hahaha!