hahahaa I have these days!!
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I love you so much my darling, but the second your father comes home I'm gonna bust out of here like I'm escaping Alcatraz. | Baby Ecard
Congratulations on making your vagina wider than it already was. | Baby Ecard
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I have a superpower. All the dirty laundry, dishes, floors - I'm the only one who sees them in this house.
L😉L I always knew I had superpowers...I just hoped they would be cooler!
@Christine Gentry "We" have a superpower. "We're" the only ones
Superpower! (Wish superpower could be shut off at times.)
Lol.....it's a superpower for parents only
I definitely have this "superpower."
I KNEW all moms had superpowers!
A mom's apparent Superpower
That's MY superpower too!!!
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Oh so true...!
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Lol! True, but they have to learn. Better prep the next generation of control freaks the best I can.
even though I don't have a kid, this is soooo true. I hate anyone that helps me when I want it done my way.
Hahaha! I had problems with this at first, but I've finally given up, and let her do it her way. haha
Totally me. Except it doesn't only apply to my children. Pretty much to anyone who touches anything of mine.
Basically got in a heated argument with Carson today for putting the dang socks away without matching them first. Pffft 3 year olds.
LoL! seriously! and now my children are extremely lazy because they know I will say"your not doing it right" and totally take over
Letting your child help you from an early age teaches them useful skills, cooperation, responsibility, independence... and teaches parents how to be Zen when it's done wrong. And slow. And makes an even bigger mess. LOL! / Colleen at WrapsodyBaby.com
Totally me. Except it doesn't only apply to my children. Pretty much to anyone who touches anything of mine. Lol
I already know this without having kids. I don't know what in the world I would do if I had to be around kids full time.
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I AM Not a Bitch I AM Just Honest | Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for ...
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perfect! OMG!!!!! so funny
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LOL funny stuff.
Adele humor. Lol
The first three years of my child's life. Ahhh... Those were the days.
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This is totally me except pregnant!! Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as "getting dressed"
Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel pj pants into black yoga pants qualifies as 'getting dressed'. Story of my life right now!!!!!
Or changing from the yoga pants you wore to bed into a different pair...oh so true.
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So True! What if you just wear your yoga pants all the time?
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Sad that I just put my yoga pants on lol...so true!
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WebMD is like one of those choose your own adventure books where the result is always death. @Stacey McKenzie Higgins Norman
WebMD is like one of those choose your own adventure books where the result is always death. @Tara Harmon Harmon Harmon Harmon Harmon Guice
WebMD is like one of those choose your own adventure books...
WebMD adventure book always end in death
Choose your own adventure book Hahaha
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@Suzanne Gilmour-Whittaker thanks for being the kind of mom that DOES understand my total mega-meltdown tantrums
I'm pinning this even though most people don't believe it to be true that Lydia throws a wild tantrum at least once a week.
if only my kids were efficient readers... I would post this in every room of the house and carry it around as a sign everywhere we go.
This is how I feel when someone goes on an incoherent rant about a belief or political idea they hate...
It has been years since I heard a full blown out tantrum from my child but I hear them from students all the time ;)
Haha They Don't Ever Stop Either!!!! I Still Throw Fits With My Mom.... And She Just Laughs.... Can't Wait Til Laughter Becomes My Answer To Our Kids Fits!!!
It's sad that the first person I thought of when I read this was NOT my 3 year old daughter! sorry, had to... Ha...ha.
I don't have kids yet but I do have nieces and nephews. This made me think of you @jessicacarranza :)
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I am embarrassed to say this is me... What four kids does to u, sigh..
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This is soooo true at my house! LOL!
true dat....i did this today!
Lmao so funny and true
BAHAHAHA! So true!!!
Bahaha! lol so true
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
Ben's Garden 'I'm Afraid My Train of Thought' Glass Tray available at #Nordstrom
#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
why is this so funny omg
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Every day of my life. Because, you know, you shouldn't have to actually learn at school. That's just silly.
My children learned this early - using that same phrase - "I'm sorry, we don't speak Whinese"... LOVE it! The other one is "You get what you get & you don't pitch a fit!"
This made me laugh out loud! And it sadly made me think of my children
This is my life with my children. All day. Every day.
Umm...yep! I know several adults who speak whinese!
Lmfao! This is so wrong, yet so funny!
This is my life in a e-card.
this is funny stuff
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There are for sure days I can relate.
I wonder this every day of my life!
story of my life.... ha
this is so totally me!
Welcome to my life.
My life in daycare
STORY OF MY LIFE
true . . .
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This job is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received Raises, promotions and other signs of appreciation. My old job...
This job is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received Raises, promotions and other signs of appreciation. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
This job is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
BAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a little embarrassing to realize how completely true this is for me!! -_-
Free, Workplace Ecard: This job is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received Raises, promotions and other signs of appreciation.
This job is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received Raises, promotions and other signs of appreciation.
Work is where I bitterly contemplate all of the productive things I could be doing at home. Home is where I watch tv and get on the | Workplace Ecard
omg... that would be why I still make minimum wage after 3 years employment. It is a test!! It's always been a test!! Dang it, I need a new job.
Thankful I have a job that gives raises and shows they appreciate me but this cracked me up only reason I'm posting this
There have been days
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I love you forever Ill like you for always as long as I'm living my baby you'll be... except not
Made me giggle ---- Hilarious - so something i would have said to my kids. paahaahhaaaahaaa
And I won't be able to read this book to my kids without laughing now
im sure ill feel this way someday with my kids lol
so true...totally laughing out loud right now!!:)
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How true this is!
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So true! Funny Confession Ecard: I haven't been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I've said all day. So, I'm gonna sit here and pretend I'm on the phone. That should do it.
The 20 Funniest (and Truest) Mom E-Cards, Ever!....this is so true in my household sometimes.
Every single time. So so true!!!
Good idea!... Soooo true
Sadly my life.
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I'm pinning this onto my "Funny Stuff" board but it really belongs on a board called "The Sad Truth".
Bahahahahahah Funny Confession Ecard: I couldn't understand how Obama could ever be re-elected... ...then I went to Wal Mart and it all became clear.
How Obama got re-elected SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
sooooo freaking true, except that I don't shop at walmart
Nice reality check. bahahahaha
Oh so funny...and so true... :/
That's why I avoid Walmart.
Facts of life!! Too funny
People of Walmart
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Dear God, Please stop the stupid people from breeding so quickly. We're severely outnumbered down here. Funny but true!!!
Dear God, could you send us some intellegent people who are capable of getting this world out of the mess the stupid people created?
Dear God, please stop stupid people breeding. We're being outnumbered in here
Dear God hear my prayers
So true // funny things
Help us Baby Jesus!
haha. so true.
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So true! Haha @Tiffany Soileau... thought this would make you giggle!
..sadly true! even though it is hilariously true so sad!
haha. so true for some people I know!
Bahahaha!!!! So sadly true!
not so funny...too true
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
I like fun...trouble likes me.
Truth, fun trouble
Funny but true
Fun & Trouble